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Software engineer. Only checking #FrumTwitter while my code is compiling.

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Joined December 2012
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If I see you with old AirPods, I trust you with my life. You clearly don’t lose things.
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Here we go again. DeepSeek: "Who is the real Satmar Rabbi?"
First question A Satmar Yingerman asks when a new software is released: Google: "Who is the real Satmar Rabbi?" ChaCha: "Who is the real Satmar Rabbi?" ChatGPT: "Who is the real Satmar Rabbi?"
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Today the WebAssembly CG WASI Subgroup voted to move wasi-gfx (formerly known as wasi-webgpu) to Phase 2. Great work @mendyaberger ! We are really excited to bring safe, portable graphics and compute APIs to Wasm. github.com/WebAssembly/wasi-…
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That part of the Haggada where we try to figure out how many Makkos there actually were.
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Would be a great idea for @CocaCola to put an ad on the moon now... while millions are watching Hope it's not too late
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The IDF has been fleishigs for the past 3 weeks
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BMG parking lot has bigger craters and cars in worse shape than this
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This should be illegal!
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Happens to me all the time: 10:39: Testing my new Alarm clock, setting the alarm to 10:40 **Done** It's already 10:41
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The Kaporos center had a Shiduchim crisis… They were out of זכרים but still had נקיבות
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Farmers trying to get out of giving Peah 🤷‍♂️
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אָמַר רַבִּי בִּנְיָמִין, הַכֹּל בְּחֶזְקַת סוּמִין, עַד שהקב”ה מֵאִיר אֶת עֵינֵיהֶם מִן הָכָא, וְיִפְקַח אֱלֹקִים אֶת עֵינֶיהָ וְתֵּרֵא בְּאֵר מַיִם, וְתֵלֵךְ וּתְמַלֵּא אֶת הַחֵמַת אֱלָקָא דְמֵאִיר עֲנֵנִי. אֱלָקָא דְמֵאִיר עֲנֵנִי. אֱלָקָא דְמֵאִיר עֲנֵנִי....
One of the most sophisticated jets in the world is still missing as officials believe the F-35 was left in a “zombie state” after the pilot was forced to eject. Here is what we know: - 2 fighter jets were flying side by side when the incident took place. - For unknown reasons the jet’s transponder isn’t working. - The incident took place over North Charleston. - The jet’s range is 1200 miles however it’s not known how much fuel was in the jet at the time of ejection. - The search for the jet is now focused on Lake Moultrie which is about 50 miles from North Charleston.
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Slichos would only take 5 minutes if all the people who wrote it were named גד or דן
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Told my friend I'm an Ex-Developer Now he thinks I work for @X
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אִם בְּעָלָיו עִמּוֹ לֹא יְשַׁלֵּם
BREAKING: New York City has begun enforcing a 2022 law that restricts short-term rentals like Airbnb, $ABNB. New rules include a ban on entire-unit rentals, a requirement to stay in-unit with guests, and a reservation cap of two people. Fines up to $5,000 per stay.
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For those who often say, "I'd rate this zero stars if I could" in reviews, remember there's an alternative: it's called "Not leaving a review"
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And this my friends, is how I ended up with a Ram in my bed
Late one night, I woke up to a mysterious voice: "Go take your first-born son!" I sat up in amazement. "Is that.... God???" "No, you idiot," groaned my wife. "Now go pick up the baby, it's your turn."
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