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This whole President-Elect thing sure feels like an M. Night Shyamalan movie.

Wishes @realDonaldTrump and @HillaryClinton have fatal accidents tomorrow so our country doesn't.

This lady made being yourself famous. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/NDkyNDE2MDIx

I'm waiting for Donald Trump to announce Kanye West as his running mate. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MzI1NDI3NTA2

Does @realDonaldTrump know the history of the US? #ohhh! #imigrants

Every nerd out there is the perfect guy, except for: The way we look The things we like The aw... @Whisper whisper.sh/w/Mjc3NDg3ODQx

There are so many @apple watches now, you have to not own one to stand out. #oops

My secret: I can successfully fold a fitted sheet. Yes, this has gotten me laid. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjU5NzcxNDcw

I may forget your name right after you said it, but that's because I'm too busy reading you. Aries problems @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjU4OTA5OTc5

@llcoolj can someone PLEASE @SpikeLSB 'Turned Down for What' ? #LipSyncBattle

Anybody else think he's talking about Interstellar? "Intro” Matthew McConaughey and the MKC: Official Commercial: youtu.be/NcGhLcVqxf0

If her bra and panties match when you take her clothes off it wasn't you that decided to have sex @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ5OTM2NjQ3

I just saved a bunch of money on child support by switching to condoms!!!! @Whisper whisper.sh/w/NzU2OTAxNzM=

You know you're getting old when you think about food more than sex. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ4NDUxMjUx

Dear Craigslist, Whisper has put your personal ads out of business. Sincerely, Horny... @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ4NDUzMjIw

Dear drunk self, McDonalds does not have the Whopper and eBay is not a place to make friends. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ5NzMwMjcy

Out of all the apps on my smart phone, the phone is the least I use. @Whisper whisper.sh/w/MjQ5MDU4NjU5

That Smarts, Apple. resourcemagonline.com/2015/0…

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