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Wade Wilson

@MostlyDeadpool

Because I'm #!$&ing Deadpool, that's why. #SSVerse #Canadian #WhatFourthWall?

 Wherever the money takes me
Joined June 2015
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Good evening. It is Aug. 17, 2017. Life moves fast. Every once in a while you just have to stop and say, "fuck it" and steal some shit.
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Whilst I'm on the subject. You don't want to RP with someone that's fine but don't start an sl then drop it, the other person has feelings.
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(480): Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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Good day. It is May 18, 2017. If you think it can't get any worse, don't worry! It totally will.
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(661): ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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Earth 506: Dr. Strange traps Donald Trump in a time loop until he agrees to leave the Earth alone.
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Good morning. It is Nov. 9, 2016. Affirmation: "Fuck this. Fuck everything."
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For American clients, enjoy election day tomorrow! Sure, everyone will be totally insufferable for 24 solid hours but that's different how?
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HISS@VirescentKigyo2 Nov 2016
Reevaluate your life and go outside if a fucking coffee cup offends you.
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Put some chocolate on it before you lick it.
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Good morning. It is Oct. 14, 2016. Affirmation: "I am rested and ready for what the day has in store as long as it has nothing in store."
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You lot are aware it's @WoS_Spidey's birthday yeah?
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Listen. Life is short. It's full of pain and hurt and takes too long. Eat all those fucking cookies, is what we're saying. The cake too.
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(410): Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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PSA: If you lot elect that man who I'm certain is a Slitheen in a skin suit, you've done it to yourselves. The Doctor or I won't fix it.
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Any moment now, he's going to start cackling and put on green face pair before hopping on a Trump glider with pumpkin bombs. #DebateNight
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Be sure to have a lively, energetic exchange with friends who may not agree with you politically tonight, just before you kill them.
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We hope our clients celebrating the end of the week are partying safely no matter how dead they'll be tomorrow.
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Share if it's the weekend.
Image from Your Life Coaches (@LIFECOACHERS)
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Give yourself a break sometimes. It's okay to fuck up. Unless someone sees you. Then lol fucking idiot.
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