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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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And Scott Colom did it by beating a senator who:
> went to a segregation academy, then sent her daughter to one
> has in-law relatives who murdered a Black civil rights activist in broad daylight and were let off for it
> put on Confederate gear at Jeff Davis’s home and called it “the best of Mississippi history”
> “joked” about lynchings and making it harder to vote
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Hey @cindyhydesmith, I bet your ass is wishing right about now you had supported Mr. Colom's nomination to the federal bench, huh?
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Hey MAGA, If you ever get sick of living in Blue California, you can move to Blue Texas, Blue Kansas, Blue South Carolina, or Blue Mississippi.
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Already seeing maga pushback that Hegseth wasn't the one actually laughing.
*Deep cleansing breath*
I'll type slowly so even maga can keep up...You don't do professional fundraising-style photo shoots in front of a tomb for dead soldiers. Not on Veterans Day. Not on ANY day. The press had the official pics. He and his team should have directed the party elsewhere in deference to the solemnity of the surroundings.
Hope this helps!
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Siri tell me a secret #ChineseSpy
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Former Republican RNC Chairman Michael Steele just called out the brutal truth of MAGA Republicans…
And their bullshit.
Fucking Perfect.
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“Staffed by c-list podcasters, QAnon-adjacent influencers, weirdo cable-news gadflies, and the kinds of friendless indoor boys who try to choose their own nicknames, the Justice Department has at last been emptied out and deconsecrated” theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1…
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If you're a business owner who pays your employees below a living wage that means your employees qualify for food stamps, and the federal government is subsidizing your business.
That's communism.
You're a communist.
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If only there had been some indication that Pete Hegseth was an emotionally-stunted White Nationalist Christian Crusader whack job when Republicans put him in charge of the US military.

































