Mo

Woke up with an unhealthy urge to procreate. Sat with it for 5mins while going through my mental lists of options available to entertain my needs. Then I took a cold shower and prepared for church, to question my maker on why such a temptation exist if there is a clause to it.

Why is your helper cooking for your husband??

I’ve only had two girls say this and they weren’t attractive in the least

I guess I’m keeping it 👻

She finally revealed to her kids that they were going trekking to the salon as promised, and this was their reaction🙆‍♂️😂 Which level of nepotism is this?🤣❤

Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩

don’t underestimate how much women’s minds are shaped by media. they dream about those movie dates, walks in the park, flowers and dinners. ignore that at your peril. they can’t even explain why they want it. they saw that shit on a movie/tv show and now that’s the template.

An Italian chef would rather get sacked than put pineapple as a topping on a pizza. Those people don’t joke with their food culture. You don’t break their spaghetti while trying to cook it. But Nigerian women, because of sheer laziness and aesthetic, want to westernize all their food, thereby turning pounded yam into blended yam, and many local dishes have lost their authentic nature and taste. Y'all should keep your westernization to wearing fake hair, fake lashes, makeup, and fake butts. Leave our food alone. No be aesthetics we go chop.

The most unexpected thing I’ve learned since being on Twitter, is every single group of people has a specific slur for Black Americans, even Black people from other countries. Meanwhile, we don’t have slurs for any of you. Culturally, we don’t have a slur for any of y’all.

Random, but I really like women who wear the same necklace every day for some reason. I might be stretching it, but there’s something about them that makes me think they’re such sweet souls.

Sorry Mo Sorry Ola I can’t be traumatized alone xx

What do y’all think about these Priscilla ojo’s new clothing collections??