Just said “they sucking or fucking u?” to ask my friend if he is getting treated well or poorly at work 👍
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Me ex close personal friend Gwyneth Paltrow hit me in the face with a pot when I entered her kitchen and said “u mess w the Pepper u get the Potts” and then said “it’s an iron man joke do u think they’ll believe I was in a fucking Glee”
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When I’m in dc in 2 wks i hope the national guard out there so I can put on my most Caucasian outfit and yell “blue wave”
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Actually kinda pumped to talk shit w my dad this will be unreasonable levels of scaring the hoes
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mo retweeted
I hate seeing that fucking worm Stephen miller on my fucking feed get his smug nazi chode face off my phone



