Stephen 'Spling' Aspeling 🎬

We made a short film. youtu.be/X0FPUPTvns4?si=_Kb8…

Blue light therapy.

Those "sad lost souls" could save our souls.

Finally saw #PumpingIron... fascinating sports documentary... offers a slice-of-life and companion piece to the early chapters in Schwarzenegger's biography, Total Recall. Wonder how a #ThisIsSpinalTap version would have gone?

The CD market is showing a resurgence, think it won't be long before DVDs head in the same direction. Difficult to beat the permanence and tangibility of owning the physical licence to watch something as it was originally intended without having to scroll against the algorithm.

Before apps and algorithms people used to trust voices.

Cunk on Cinema... it's a great idea but if the best bits are in the trailer... it pales in comparison with Between Two Ferns and Ali G's early interviews. Give me the Borat version even.

I know everyone is caught up with the new kids on the block but what if we simplified things and gave Robert Pattinson both James Bond and Batman?

Dear @TaikaWaititi I haven't had a chance to review 'Klara and the Sun'. Please do send a screener link if you'd like an opinion from a fellow antipodean. Thanks Spling P.S. My Jojo Rabbit review for your eyes only: splingmovies.com/2020/02/mov…

Here's my suggestion, update the lyrics to the John Lennon song, Happy Xmas... So this is Halloween, And what have you done? Another scare over, And a new fright begun. And so this is Halloween, I hope you have chills, The ghosts and the goblins, Are creeping the hills. Etc.

Feels like a missed opportunity... CC: @MariahCarey

MIP Africa with these characters!

Met a buddy's twin brother today and had the most ridiculous conversation. After this interaction, I think identical twins should be forced to wear nametags at all times... yes, and while unrelated... even in the bedroom.