RT @Zygopsyche: Meet Bored Trader #3028
🔧MICKEY TORQUE🛞
Master Mechanic...Gold Suits Associate....
Walking Bad Omen...☠️💀
Deep beneath th…
kachalka retweeted
Big thanks to @khriateur for onboarding me into @BoredTrader_CO 🤝📈
Ready to dive into the ecosystem, explore the plays, and see what we can build together.
The market never sleeps, and neither do the traders. 🧩🔥
kachalka retweeted
The vault is great!
I just picked up this sassy queen...
She is soon to get her own story...
I love going in there and seeing who is available😍
There really is a Trader for everyone...
And the mint is live and instant reveal
Which is extra cool!
Best part...
anyone can pick up a Bored Trader and join the fun!
@BoredTrader_CO @CryptoYesNo
Guys, @BoredTrader_CO NFTs are different. 🫶🏻
We have 10,000 unique characters, and only 4,717 have been minted so far. Somewhere in this collection, there’s one that looks suspiciously like you. 👀
And yes, they can actually earn you money when you activate them. Your NFT might be more productive than you are. 😂💰
You can mint one, grab your favorite from the AMM, or buy one on @opensea. You can also swap between token and NFTs directly through our AMM. Lots of ways to get involved.
And listen, if you genuinely can’t afford to mint or buy one, DM me. If you’re genuine, we’ll try to help. ❤️
No pressure, no financial gymnastics. Just come hang with us and find your inner Trader. 🫡
Terminal for mint and AMM 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
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Still wondering about @BoredTrader_CO by @CryptoYesNo basically it's an NFT with a built-in AMM.
Every one is backed by 500k $BTRD in the vault, so you can always sell it back for the full amount (10% fee in ETH). You can also buy one straight out of the vault whenever you want..
Once you activated, you get a cut of the trading fees and royalty paid out daily. Smooth process and straightforward.
Nothing Bored about it 😆
kachalka retweeted
Micro Kelly is busy cooking lunch. 👨🍳
Meanwhile, his activated @BoredTrader_CO NFT is busy earning ETH.
One of them is working harder than the other. 😎
Good food, good vibes, and rewards rolling in. 🫶
@BoredTrader_CO
kachalka retweeted
Gm Gm everyone 🫶🏻🔥
@BoredTrader_CO mint just past 4444 👀🔥🫶🏻
I will send out today all prizes won by people in last few days ….
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INTRODUCING BORED TRADER
"Risky Bet" 13
In the high-stakes casino of the blockchain, #13 doesn't just play the odds—she embodies them. Proudly broadcasting her trading philosophy on a black leather cap that reads "RISKY BET" in jagged pink lettering, she thrives in the extreme volatility that sends traditional investors running for fiat. Behind her thick black-rimmed glasses, she flashes a confident, lip-biting smirk, constantly monitoring the memepool for the most dangerous, un-audited smart contracts to ape into on maximum leverage.
Her aesthetic screams unapologetic crypto wealth and zero-inhibition degeneracy. Sporting brown pigtails with vibrant magenta tips tied off by black ribbons, she rocks a white bikini top plastered in golden dollar signs beneath a crisp white leather jacket.
The golden "STAY LIQUID" crown emblem stamped on her right sleeve isn't just a fashion statement; it's a survival tactic.
Fresh off a flight from an exclusive Web3 retreat in Dubai, her skin constantly glistens with a slick coat of baby oil, complementing a fading, intricate henna tattoo hidden just beneath her collar. She treats the decentralized market exactly like a luxury beach club where liquidity is the only VIP pass that matters. She doesn't want a safe harbor or blue-chip stability; she just needs a signal, a flash loan, and a chance to roll the dice.
@khriateur @DDN2914 @Zygopsyche @Boundless8D @Ghostly_Kittens @AdamWeitsman @BoredTrader_CO @CryptoYesNo @0x_vertigo @vpunker69 @osseneth
kachalka retweeted
Meet Bored Trader #4391
🌿BASIL BUDSWORTH 🚜
Organic Farmer... Bitcoin Miner...
Agricultural Philosopher... Professionally Mellow💚
Basil Budsworth has been farming the same forty acres since 1998...
Tomatoes, sunflowers, organic lettuce, and seventeen acres of something he calls "medicinal optimism"
Basil discovered cryptocurrency when a young fellow at the farmers market asked whether he was interested in yield farming...
"Well, shoot, son...
That's what I've been doing my whole life!"
Three hours later... Basil owned fourteen tokens...
He found the whole thing fascinating...
Especially the terminology...
Liquidity pools? He had two ponds...
Staking? That's how you keep the tomatoes upright...
Gas fees? His tractor had been charging those for years...
Rug pulls? He once lost an entire greenhouse to a neighbor's hungry goat...
Basil decided the crypto industry desperately needed someone with actual farming experience...
So he founded
🥬Budsworth's Organic Yield Cooperative🥬
Out behind the barn... beneath a sprawling canopy of solar panels, Basil runs a surprisingly sophisticated Bitcoin mining operation
The panels power his mining rigs while providing shade for his organic lettuce...
"The lettuce likes it cool, the computers need the juice, and I like getting paid twice for the same sunshine"
But Basil's greatest business idea came courtesy of Whale Street himself...
After a particularly brutal week in the markets, Whale Street showed up at the farm looking for somewhere quiet to clear his head...
Basil handed him a shovel...
"What's this for?"
"Your stress, son... It's over by the chicken coop"
Three hours later, Whale Street had cleaned out the coop, eaten two slices of homemade pie, and forgotten to check his portfolio...
He called it a spiritual awakening✨✨✨
Basil called it Thursday...
Word spread📢
Soon, Whale Street's wealthiest traders were begging for invitations to Basil's mysterious countryside retreat...
🥧THE PROOF OF WORK RETREAT🥬
Five hundred dollars a weekend...
No phones... No charts... No trading...
Just fresh air, homemade pie, and an alarmingly ambitious list of farm chores...
The first morning, a hedge fund manager complained that he hadn't paid $500 to shovel manure...💩
Basil smiled...😏
"Well, son, you've been shoveling it on the internet for years... Figured you might enjoy trying the real thing"
By Sunday, the investors were calmer, the vegetable beds were immaculate, and Basil had collected enough retreat fees to buy another Bitcoin miner...
The visitors called it life-changing...
Basil called it getting the chores done...
Whale Street now recommends the retreat to anyone showing signs of excessive market stress.
Mama Dottie sends along homemade cookies and a handwritten reminder to wear sunscreen...
And Basil?
He's considering a premium $1,000 weekend package💵
Same chores...
But you get to drive the tractor🚜
His philosophy?
"Son, you can't rush a good harvest...
But you sure can ruin one by messing with it every five minutes..."
And if you ever find yourself driving down a lonely country road and spot six Lamborghinis parked beside a vegetable stand?
You've probably found Basil's place...
Just don't ask about the greenhouse...
Bored Traders are minting NOW!
➡️Find your Trader🦍
@BoredTrader_CO @CryptoYesNo
Follow @khriateur
for Whale Street Alpha stories & casting
✨Follow me if you like these stories✨
kachalka retweeted
Replying to @CryptoYesNo
This bored trader 4403 looks the most like me. An unbuttoned collar of a light shirt, a cap, a strained smile from ear to ear. And most importantly, you always have your phone in your hands, for fear of missing out on an important and rare NFT. 🤠
kachalka retweeted
Cooking up the first lyrics on the soundtrack for WHALE STREET. ALPHA. 🎬🎧
Wanna hear a sneak peek?
❤️ 30 likes → I drop the preview.
🔁 30 reposts → I give away this @BoredTrader_CO grail!
To enter: Just repost this post.
One random winner picked from the reposts when we hit 30 RTs.
Who’s in? 🐳🎥
#HODL #GM or #PEPE ???
Or just mint one and send it to work for you. 🎥
“Everyone loves a success story.
Until someone asks who paid for it.”
kachalka retweeted
🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🫶🏻 We just passed 4,200 mints! Thank you all for the support. ❤️🔥
Now let’s have some fun 👀
👉 Browse the collection: boredtrader.co/
👉 Comment with the NFT number that looks the most like you — or the one that represents how you see yourself.
🎁 I’m giving away 3 Bored Traders to 3 winners!
What are we looking for? The most genuine, creative, and hilarious explanations. 😂 Show us your personality, and make us laugh!
Let’s see which Trader matches your soul. 🫶🏻🔥
kachalka retweeted
Replying to @CryptoLato
i would say @BoredTrader_CO
minting now for a very reasonable price...
especially with the utility and mechanics that come with it.... check out the website... read the WP...
And we are having fun finding our personalities...
@CryptoYesNo has done a great job!
kachalka retweeted
I’m going to @SmitdogEth’s upcoming Space. Will you join too? xitter.cf/i/spaces/1dKrPrXbPvnJX
kachalka retweeted
Mint is moving fast today and at 4047 👀🔥🫶🏻 Get yours before it’s all gone 👇🏻
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kachalka retweeted
CAST CONFIRMED.
@Zygopsyche as Miss Mixie.
Welcome to WHALE STREET. ALPHA.
🤖 Made with AI
kachalka retweeted
What’s next? You won’t know till it’s too late for you ….
Here is a quick demo of @BoredTrader_CO terminal 👀 What comes next? I guess we will see 🫶🏻👇🏻
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