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MaJele

@MpofuMilo

💚C'est la vie. She/Her/Hers

Joined February 2012
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Ekuseni ngo7
Fuze (@15Asande) profile pictureFuze@15Asande4h
Replying to @DadaMorero
@DadaMorero my hate woke me up. I didn't even set an alarm.
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People have been in line since 6:45 and still haven’t voted 😭😭 awu ngeke 🫠
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Iyoh sometimes God places literal angels in your life 🥹
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The worst thing you can do in this heat is drink alcohol 🫠
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😭😭 no water in this heat???
Tshepang (@Tshepang_Martyr) profile pictureTshepang@Tshepang_MartyrOct 31
Which place in Jozi is least affected by service delivery ? I’m so done with Midrand man. Day 3 without water
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We used to alternate but now that we live in another province we start at mine in the morning/midday then his afternoon/evening… Some years we just stay home
Mlungisi Ntshangase (@Mlu__N77) profile pictureMlungisi Ntshangase
@Mlu__N77Oct 31
I genuinely want to know how couples decide whose family gets Christmas and whose family gets New Year's. Because that conversation alone can end a marriage.
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I’m good with sushi but I NEEDED my coffee that night … couldn’t wait
💚 (@dididahgoat) profile picture💚
@dididahgoatOct 31
i feel like women are super performative with the sushi boats at the hospital after they give birth 😭 there’s no way you couldn’t have waited an extra day or two??
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😂😂😭
Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 (@_Bongekile_) profile pictureBongekile Mthembu🇿🇦
@_Bongekile_Oct 29
Sikhona yini?
Image from Bongekile Mthembu🇿🇦 (@_Bongekile_)
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And this child worries me because he’s forever losing his water bottles at school 😭😭😭
🧚🏾‍♀️ (@Thee_Cherri) profile picture🧚🏾‍♀️@Thee_CherriOct 29
People are actually going to die from that El’Nino thing
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From kwaMhlabuyalingana nje… hhai 🤞🏽
Nolwazi K🌸 (@Nolwazii_K) profile pictureNolwazi K🌸@Nolwazii_KOct 27
There’s something about Jozini man. Is there a portal there?😩
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65 days to go 👊🏽
Day of 2026 (@Dayof2026) profile pictureDay of 2026@Dayof2026Oct 27
Day 300 of 365
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Am I the only one who gets the shivers after anaesthesia? 😭
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At all costs!
TheBlackestRose🇿🇦 (@BlackRose__ZA) profile pictureTheBlackestRose🇿🇦@BlackRose__ZAOct 26
Protect your womb ntombazane.😭🙆🏽‍♀️
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I wish I had more time…
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I wish 🥹
your soulmate (@__Neesha_) profile pictureyour soulmate@__Neesha_Oct 24
Siyaphuza today?
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🚩🚩oh no… ewwww
𝑬𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆 ᝰ. (@foreeeeeal) profile picture𝑬𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆 ᝰ.
@foreeeeealOct 22
gave a guy my number at the farmers market and he called me before he ever texted. like 😭😭😭 I DEFINITELY DON’T WANNA COME ACROSS GUYS LIKE THIS ANYMORE 😭😭😭
Image from 𝑬𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆 ᝰ. (@foreeeeeal)
Image from 𝑬𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆 ᝰ. (@foreeeeeal)
Image from 𝑬𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆 ᝰ. (@foreeeeeal)
Image from 𝑬𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆 ᝰ. (@foreeeeeal)
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Entertain them ♥️ my dad has found something else he enjoys doing and I kind of miss our daily chats about those random videos now…
An active Xhosa (@BNjalo_artist) profile pictureAn active Xhosa@BNjalo_artistOct 22
Hi friends. How have you dealt with your newly retired parents? My dad keeps sending me the most random information from Tik-Tok and I don’t know how to deal 😩
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Whatever happens I’ll get a new pair of Crocs today 🤌🏽🤩
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Missed it 😭😭
Ma’Ndlovu (@kekeletso_Ma) profile pictureMa’Ndlovu@kekeletso_MaOct 23
ADD THE CLASSIC CROCS. They are the ones on the R24 sale. The price will change at 08:00. Add to your cart so you can easily check out at 08:00. It’s a tricky game but use my tips.
Image from Ma’Ndlovu (@kekeletso_Ma)
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I wouldn’t still be alive if I did
KAY KAY (@KELLYCRASHOUT) profile pictureKAY KAY
@KELLYCRASHOUTOct 21
Growing up , did you ever cuss out your parents ? ?😳
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