Elton wishlist:
- Original Sin (with Mandy Moore in full video costume)
- My Strongest Suit (with all five Spice Girls)
- That medley he did with Shania Twain that one time
- A remix of his “rude, vile pigs” rant
#Glastonbury
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Just imagine the meetings upon meetings that went into Padam Padam making the Radio 1 playlist. Probably panicked and bitter and riddled with sexist and ageist rhetoric. It’s a win, but I wish it didn’t have to be seen as a win.
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Why do Pret ingredients always describe it as a ‘dab’ of mayo, or a ‘touch’ of mayo? Call it what it is: a skidmark.
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Alright, Ireland. You’re now tied as Bestest Eurovisioners Ever. You will be bested. Sort your shit out. Next year: invoke Johnny Logan. Fire up the bodhrán. Foight loike yer da. #Eurovision
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I don’t think anything would be more heartbreaking than Sam Ryder turning out to be a Milkshake Duck #Eurovision
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Honestly, I could only manage a Top 6. The rest would’ve just been making up numbers. #Eurovision
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This is like a cheese nightmare. Is this the entry for #Spain or the entry for the White Lodge? #Eurovision
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I’m gonna be on tenterhooks all night waiting for a dramatic lighting change and Alesha to holler “MY TIME! SHOWTIME! HOOK LINE! LET’S ROLL! LET’S RIDE!” before an insane pan-continental medley #Eurovision
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Between the vocal and the moose knuckle, that Irish lad will definitely have Some Thoughts on watching that back #Eurovision
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I’d love to know the story of what happened within the BBC to trigger their Eurovision 180°. Decades of bitterly resenting it, and now here we are with coverage and celebration way beyond what anyone could’ve expected.
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TV series where the titular character is also the worst character:
Roseanne
Sherlock
Ugly Betty
Ted Lasso
Dora the Explorer
Jeremy Vine On 5 (I refuse to believe he’s not a fictional character)
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