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Emmet

@MrAreMet

Stay away from negative people, they have a problem for every solution

 Selangor, Malaysia
Joined January 2012
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Today, I saw someone waving and I wasn’t sure whether they were waving at me or at someone behind me. In other news, I was fired from my lifeguard job.
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1/6 BREAKING…. We’ve just posted a brand new 70-minute interview with @elonmusk in which he sets out his vision for what it will take to create a future worth getting excited about. youtube.com/watch?v=YRvf00No… Including…
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Stephen King has a son named Joe. I’m not joking, but he is.
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How many more people will be silenced? YouTube Censored me as soon as I started talking about Elon Musk taking over YouTube? It’s been 6hr and so still have no answers to why I was de-platformed? Or why my account was deleted? @elonmusk @YouTube @TeamYouTube
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Mungkin rider mengantuk . Sikit lagi nak kena gilis dgn lori.
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Kaiju No. 8, Vol. 2 is now available in print and digital! Read a free preview: bit.ly/3ioZEBJ
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Moriarty the Patriot, Vol. 7 is now available in print and digital! Read a free preview: bit.ly/3ilZhb2
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Cover reveal! Naruto: Kakashi's Story―The Sixth Hokage and the Failed Prince releases July 26, 2022. Pre-order now: amzn.to/3EhdXCk
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How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls. #funny #dadjoke #comedy #humor #haha #laugh #hilarious #fun #joke #dadjokes #jokes ift.tt/Rs4BhpC
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99.9% of people are dumb. Fortunately I belong to 1% of smart people.
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I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems". I bought 2.
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As I get older, I remember all of the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
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Kenapa perlu bayar cukai jalan sedangkan kita guna sungai?
Image from Pawang S00D🔗 (@f4kr0ls00d)
Image from Pawang S00D🔗 (@f4kr0ls00d)
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Got a parking ticket yesterday. Not sure why. The sign said fine for parking.
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What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates? A toothbrush
I took a Viagra the other day. It got caught in my throat and all I ended up with was a stiff neck.
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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. #jokes #dadjokes #humour
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A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?” Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.” #jokes #dadjokes #humour #sex
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My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset. She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?” #jokes
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