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Born 30th December 1961. BORN 386 DAYS AFTER CORONATION STREET..NOT YOUR AVERAGE CORONATION STREET FAN..I didn't go to college,I've too much Knowledge.Tee--Hee.

Glasgow, Scotland
Joined September 2015
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Coming soon to a Twitter Account near you OVER 40 Pics & some Video’s kindly taken by @CorrieArt & Kristie on Saturday 12th March 2020 at the 1st Coronation St tour in over 2yrs. Meantime,here’s a wee video I’ve just made Hope you all like it Re-Tweets welcome #BriansCorrietrip
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The naughty toddler had the funniest response to being sent her room 😂🤣
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The SNP Government’s Remembrance Sunday snub was shameful. They could have used their 11am post marking a Sikh festival to honour the 83,000 Sikhs who died fighting in both world wars. Instead, they failed to post about Remembrance Sunday at all.
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You may have seen the news that I’ve been arrested! (or beaten up, in a fight with Andy Burnham, Nigel Farage or the Bank of England boss, or even that I’ve died) Thankfully, as far as I’m aware, none have ever happened. These are criminal scammers’ fake ads. They’re rife on social media right now. They’re trying to get you to click to fake sites. I don’t do any ads, never mind for Quantum AI, Bitcoin Trader, Bitcoin Code, or “stuff the establishment don’t want you to know”. Please be vigilant.
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Rowan Atkinson barely says a word, yet somehow ends up being the funniest person in the room. The two hosts spend the introduction congratulating Reverend Sebastian on a speech they've practically delivered themselves. Every joke gets explained, every clever point gets revealed, and they even manage to spoil the ending while insisting they wouldn't dream of spoiling it. What makes this brilliant is the contrast. Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are completely comfortable with their own performance, while Rowan Atkinson's silence says everything. Sometimes the best comedy isn't what someone says. It's what they're forced to sit through.
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Dick Van Dyke, 100, says he never wants to retire His turns 101 next month 🥹
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Snoopy Shooting Star | Live Wallpaper
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Only 46 days left #CountdownWithEd 😱🎅🤶🎄🎁
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The pillock @DaveDooganSNP making a fool of himself again and disgracing Scotland at the Cenotaph by keeping his mouth shut for the National Anthem honouring our war dead...people who sacrificed their lives to give him the freedom he enjoys today! How much lower can the SNP stoop?
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Wife material 🍻
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Remembering former Corrie actress Liz Dawn today which would have been her 87th Birthday. Vera Duckworth what a classic character she was @ConversationStr @ClassicsCorrie @WEATHERFIELDM10 @alanhalsall @realsamia
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Nerys Hughes (Right) is 85 today, Happy Birthday Nerys 🎁🎂
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Gearing up for the penultimate show in my 60 Years of Music tour tonight at the London Palladium. I’ll be playing tracks from across my career, including from my new album “On The Record”, released on Friday. London, I can’t wait to see you. “Growing Old Disgracefully” indeed ❤️ gilbertosullivan.lnk.to/OnTh…
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The giant set in Laurel and Hardy's "Brats" (1930) is one of the most ingenious visual gags of the early sound era. With Stan and Ollie each playing both themselves and their mischievous children, the film transforms their home into a miniature world of towering furniture and oversized household objects. The bathroom is simply fabulous - and they invited their good pal Thelma Todd to have fun and pose on the set.. (thread)
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Bob Monkhouse (7th November 1983). Tommy Cooper makes a memorable entrance.
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😱 He really thought he had the upper hand… until the CEO stepped in! 😳🔥
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