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Comedian. Writer. Director. I won an Emmy. On tour with Jerry Seinfeld. #ArrestedDevelopment #ShrinkPeacock #BeeMovie

Joined October 2010
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I don’t think this would work now…
Have they tried turning Mitch McConnell off for a few minutes and turning him back on?
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This year I don’t mind losing an hour.
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A true leader 🇺🇸
Let us honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s legacy by choosing love and light over division and hate; carry his dream forward and keep marching toward a more perfect union.
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Tonight on Animal Planet there is a live show hosted by a bunny and music by a cat— no, wait. That’s on SNL.
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Seriously thinking about spending whatever it takes to be on that first rocket to Mars.
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The Kimmel ratings will be huge, which will not please king cheeto. 🍿
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Declaring someone is ‘not funny’ (because you don’t like them) when they get laughs from huge audiences on a regular basis is really just an insult to your own intelligence.
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I have reached the point in my life where I can hate a total stranger instantly.
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They’re going to blow up the moon.
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator. ow.ly/AWEI50WzIwL
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Chuck Martin retweeted
Jeffries: You’re ripping health care away from millions of Americans, Mr. Speaker. Ripping food away from children and veterans and seniors. Raising the cost of utilities, of paying your energy bill. By hundreds of dollars, stripping away millions of jobs all across America and what is all of this being done for? To provide massive tax breaks to billionaires all across this country. We are better than that
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Great theater! Great audience!
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This. Is. Correct.
If you are punching down, if you are punching sideways, if you are wagging your fist about shit that doesn't impact you in the slightest, you are their perfect sucka. Wake yo' dumb ass up. Wake yo' dumb ass momma up too.
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Ok. Who brought the mirror?
Trump: This country has gotten bloated and fat and disgusting
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The question ‘who do I have to fuck to become the ambassador to Greece’ has been answered.
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If the price of eggs comes down this will all be worth it.
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Currently considering self-deportation.
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