
We were flushed by a Larva Labs employee spending too much time in the bathroom, please rescue us. Mint unfreezes 11/22/23. https://teapawt.net/t.co/vvAeulK0WA #NFTs
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The Crypto Spunk thaw has commenced, repopulation protocol activated. NFTs aren’t dead, just microscopic. Free mint is live again! #GetSpunky
⚠️ 🚨 Warning 🚨 ⚠️
C:/Fail safe activated.
C:/NFT apocalypse protocol engaged.
All unminted Crypto Spunks have been cryogenically frozen and will be thawed to help repopulate Web3 in 420 days on 11/22/23. Thanks to everyone who rescued a Spunk before the fallout. #GetSpunky
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To celebrate Paul Skenes’ first Opening Day start, REPOST THIS to win this baseball signed by #30.
Any Magic the Gathering experts out there? Snagged a 30 year old box of cards from a garage sale for $5 bucks and this card appears to have an error. Lighting does not change the texture so it appears to be part of the print. Anyone seen this? #MTG #MagicTheGathering
Never forget guys, every masturbation session sends 20 million+ little Spunks down the drain to be forever forgotten…..adopt a Spunk today for free, just pay gas. #GetSpunky
Only 2 of the 7 Legendary 1 of 1 Spunk’s have been minted. Mint for free, directly from contract, link in the bio. #GetSpunky
Would you hold a little Spunk? Don’t be a punk! #GetSpunky
Enjoying another project that began as a free mint. Free mints typically start from an organic kind of passion, whether it’s art or technology, free mints are the way! @Dope_Bats @RandoBreaks
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to young men &, if future young gentlemen come across this for whatever reason, be proud. being a man of honor, courage & couth is noble. be wise, be strong, & be a role model for those seeking truth, love, & principles. your time is valuable. have faith in righteous ways. love<3
Name a better pixel sperm project…..didn’t think so. #GetSpunky
Back in the gym for the first time in years, strong man make strong spunk! #GetSpunky
Mint directly from contract on etherscan for free, just pay gas. Link in the bio. Join the other 1,500+ spunks that have escaped the sack!!! Undiscovered 1 of 1 spunk’s still swimming around!! #GetSpunky
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As promised I’ll be doing another giveaway for a sealed Awakening of the new Era OP-05 booster box! (Manga Luffy not included just for show ha)
Must:
☑️Follow @packbattleshop
☑️RT
☑️tag a friend and let me know your what your goal is for 2024
Winner picked on 1/13/24 🏴☠️🔥
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