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Teacher of small children. Drinker of whisky and happiest when I have a shotgun or fishing rod in my hand.

England
Joined July 2009
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Dear #WhiskySanta, please may you put @TobDistillery Ledaig 21yo Darkness from @MasterofMalt under my tree? I've been really good this year! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/wh…
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Beyond annoyed and frustrated with @ThreeUK @ThreeUKSupport . They are absolutely taking the piss. My mum changed to them 9 days ago and they still haven't changed her number over as promised. Numerous complaints and phonecalls have just been met with "it'll happen tomorrow".
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🐸🐸🐸Anyone who mankads should be banned indefinitely and made to take part in a hunger games style event where they have to battle immortal amphibians 🐸🐸🐸 #whatwouldjimmydo #Tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover
Photosynthesis merch now available to order in all sizes folks. (Except the baby grow of course… that I'm afraid is just for baby’s / toddlers) frankturner.lnk.to/MerchMusi…
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He definitely just said what I think he said! 😂😂😂 @ITVRugby @SixNationsRugby #heisfucked #SixNationsRugby #ITAvFRA #sackedinthemorning
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Why do people who walk up Wainwright fells always feel the need to tell the rest of us that they’ve got some more ‘ticked off’?
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Bored? Feeling down? Go read @shaunywils tweets. Full on chortling.
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Chavs love a firework. Jimbo next door and big Ry over the road are having their annual boom off to seek street dominance for the next 12 months.
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A respectable 30 with help from @gregjames Excellent #GoWellQuiz from @itsmattchin @jimmy9 @felixwhite Highlight was full marks on Jimmy's Art Club! #tailendersoftheworlduniteandtakeover
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The news every teacher dreads "We got the phone call" Just happened. Stress levels to maximum! – at Stockport, England
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Alright Bill?
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Amazing meal last night @hispibistro The guy serving us was fantastic and the food was just superb. Everyone should go. Everyone should have the custard tart. #hispibistro #custardtart – at Manchester, England
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Please retweet this! Would love to fins my coat – at Cockermouth, England
Had an excellent NYE @BrewhemiaEdin unfortunately someone accidentally (or not) took my jacket at the end of the night. Its a mid length blue/grey tweed coat (see picture attached!) If I could get it back that'd be great. #pleaseRT #findJohnsCoat #happynewyear
Had an excellent NYE @BrewhemiaEdin unfortunately someone accidentally (or not) took my jacket at the end of the night. Its a mid length blue/grey tweed coat (see picture attached!) If I could get it back that'd be great. #pleaseRT #findJohnsCoat #happynewyear
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Day 17 of #BASCAdvent will help you have a festive feast this Christmas! 🍽️ You could win a game filled hamper, kindly donated by today's sponsor @BritishGame 🎁🎄To enter simply LIKE and RETWEET this post #HappyChristmas 🎄🎁
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On the sixth day of #BASCAdvent you could win a set of Vario Revolution 3 Game moulded earplugs, kindly donated by today's sponsors @Variohearables 🎁🎄To enter simply LIKE and RETWEET this post #HappyChristmas 🎄🎁
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It’s bad when I read read as read and not read, so I have to re-read read as read so I can read read correctly and it can make sense.
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The Last ball - Titanic Music @TheBarmyArmy
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Matheus Cunha what have you just done to those poor men?! 😱 Madness 🔥
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