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Azriel Mari

@MrMariae

You can’t prove I exist

 Schrödingers cat box
Joined May 2019
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I don’t have this cut anymore but Pink Runtz was definitely one of the nicest plants I’ve grown
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piss isn't sterile and the shower water isn't going to be hot enough to sterilze the bottom of your tub
Stex_ender (@Stex_Ender) profile pictureStex_ender@Stex_EnderOct 29
explain why pissing in the shower is bad without moralfagging
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Damn homie died in a race track crash
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Miss Grippy@exc_t_17h
I’m in some kind of horrific liminal space in my life
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Life is so much more enjoyable when you lock in and just decide to ignore everybody
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I’ve learned to just let things go because I’m not getting an autoimmune disease bc of stress. nope
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@ChloeBaileyOct 26
aw shucks
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teetee🎀🧁 (@lionessenced) profile pictureteetee🎀🧁@lionessencedAug 8
yall treat chloe bailey like meg griffin omg
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679 Enthusiast@marionumber4Oct 25
How cops perceive age
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TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 23
Mississippi cop resigns after fatally shooting 1-year-old boy. tmz.com/2026/10/23/mississip…
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I’m crying real tears at 3:18 am 😭
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Lmfaooo
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@PopBaseOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Highly recommend going to the movies by yourself
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@fromkdwithluvOct 26
idk if any of you are religious or believe in any kind of higher power but if you do can you keep my cousin in your thoughts? he's currently fighting for his life in the ICU after being run over by a drunk driver in a parking lot. thank you in advance Ɛ>
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his name on the lease lol
Mama E (@parmererin) profile pictureMama E@parmererinOct 25
Why yall let your pets sleep in the bed with you?
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zak@chillsupercoolOct 24
Mfs who SA women on camera are now catching predators 😭 you can’t make this shit up
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@viewsceoOct 24
FULL: DeenTheGreat, Adrien Broner and Ray J get into a brawl with a PDF they caught 😳
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Found a bunch of photos from when I was hired to photograph Skid Row and they got mad because they wanted depressing photos but I made everyone look cool and nice.
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Girth Vader II
@lovvewolfOct 24
Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.
Bella (@stockbella) profile pictureBella
@stockbellaOct 22
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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karenisha@danajae9Oct 24
Taking sex out of the talking stage, helped me realize A LOT and saved me so much heartbreak. you should not be giving up your body for the sake of just “getting to know someone”.. this is not about “purity” or being a “good” girl. It was about my SANITYYYYY!!
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@fromkdwithluvOct 24
aahhhh u mad nigga
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William Birkin (@enklgl) profile pictureWilliam Birkin@enklglOct 21
Replying to @livanotherday
Black people shouldn't cosplay
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I have a purpose only I can understand the depth of
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You light a blunt outside the club and niggas just start swarming like you finna pass them shit wtf
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Unc Perkins@JustAFamilyMan_Oct 23
Airbnb hosts need to realize they are in the hospitality business and stop acting like they are some passive landlords.
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@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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