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@MrMichaelRose

t) very cool, great guy, no complaints. friends with tim. bought Pootie Tang on DVD on Aug 5, 2016

 Toronto
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*impulsively buys a private island *frolics on the island for several weeks *gets Mastercard bill in the mail WHAT THE F--oh yeah the island
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why would I want to relax when I can go crazy instead
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[yelling, during sex, at the moment of climax] EVEN A TERM POLICY
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Conventional mattress, the (VCR broke never saw i@MrMichaelRose3 Jan 2017
The President's Ass Is Missing! (1978, thriller)
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it’s ok dude my Halloween tweets didn’t get any likes either
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Conventional mattress, the (VCR broke never saw i@MrMichaelRose7 Mar 2014
don't forget to turn your clocks forward or back to whatever time you want this weekend. up to you
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Conventional mattress, the (VCR broke never saw i@MrMichaelRose30 Oct 2014
ever notice how creepy it is to be all alone in the woods in an isolated cabin after you've murdered everyone else
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Conventional mattress, the (VCR broke never saw i@MrMichaelRose12 Mar 2015
I wore my scrotum costume to a Halloween party and everyone looked at me like I was nuts
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Conventional mattress, the (VCR broke never saw i@MrMichaelRose17 Mar 2017
cable company: okay we're gonna send someone out there tomorrow between 8 AM and 6 PM Dracula: that does not work for me
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just chilling at the cemetery. hope nothing spooky happens
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trying to remember if I was ever at the beginning of my rope
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yo the skies are my battlefield. just fyi bro
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well. looks like I’m the mayor now. buckle up
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had a dream in which I was 43 years old specifically for no narrative purpose really
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Conventional mattress, the (VCR broke never saw i@MrMichaelRose12 Jun 2024
soft on crime, washes more dishes
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I think the most important thing for a restaurant to be is well-lit. food quality is secondary
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AMC showing Poltergeist in 1.78 is so depressing why does this even exist
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tour de horse
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looks like I’ll be doing my colonoscopy on Friday the 13th, how do you like that
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I’m on a see food diet. I only eat food, see
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The Beach Boys would be a good name for a band
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