Caffeine and Christ

Joined July 2023
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Replying to @haste111
Oh yeah it’s time for a loooong twitter break again unc 💯💸✊🏿✊🏿✅
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Replying to @fukusd @haste111
Found Mitch’s double digit iq buddy
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My heart is impure I’m infinitely wicked I need Jesus Christ We need Jesus Christ
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Replying to @haste111
Meaning it’s too difficult for you still 😂
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Replying to @haste111
Mate this is like 7th grade reading level 😭😭😭
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Replying to @iamtyfrankel
Insane dm outreach
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Replying to @haste111
Thank you for punishing this satan worshipper Lord 😭
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Replying to @haste111
As long as you worship richard christ i’ll keep doing jt 🤝😂
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Replying to @haste111
“Stop telling people how to think and live” 24 hours before this tweet: xitter.cf/haste111/status/211446…
nothing wrong with looks maxxing IMO because someone born more attractive then you they deserve a better life? cheat and manipulate everything to your favour take steroids, smash your bones whatever u need who gives a fk every winner who’s name you know broke the rules and took every advantage they could rampage jackson said he would put glue on his feet to get better grip in fights this is the levels you need to be willing to go to destroy the competition never let someone luckily born with better gifts defeat you
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Replying to @haste111
He forgot about it until this tweet popped up on his timeline Prepare your casket g
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Replying to @haste111
I’ll admit he looks pretty good for a pig
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Replying to @haste111
Richard heart survival of the tittiest
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Replying to @haste111
This is how RH got away with anything for decades
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Bro cheated on his wife with Anne Frank
RESURFACED: Ethan Klein couldn't hide his jealousy when Tamara brought a T-shirt designer she liked onto the H3 Podcast. Instead of playing it cool, Ethan started grilling the guy. Bro turned a T-shirt conversation into a police interrogation.
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Sol Brah ain’t got shit on ACTUAL raw primal mfers
Tanajura viva meu patrão, aí é raiz demais pqp kkkkk Ela Frita com sal até vai 🐜
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This mfer who cares about his health more than anyone on this app other than Bryan Johnson drinks 1000mg of caffeine per day and you still think coffee is bad for you
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of course don't do it autistically, you gotta know how to warm up to the topic
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Replying to @amyoder
Best way to gauge her mental illness levels is casually bring up abortion as in "xyz that I know went through an abortion x months into her pregnancy, can you believe that?" See her reaction, if she's in agreement with your vibe, secure the next date, if she doesn't it's wraps
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