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MrProcter

@MrProcter

On Twitter, but not of it.

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Joined February 2009
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Wait for it… Leyton Orient vs Harborough Town 7/11/26
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In 2019, Microsoft Japan shifted to a four-day work week for the month of August. It resulted in a 40% productivity boost.
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Harry Kane
@HKaneOct 26
Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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Replying to @edgaralandough
Always give 100%, unless you’re donating blood.
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The word ‘Tory’, commonly used to refer to a member of the UK Conservative Party, comes from the Irish Gaelic word ‘tóraidhe’ meaning outlaw or robber.
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Anon Opin.
@anon_opinOct 10
If you want a measure of what's important in life, look at the different reactions you get when you announce: - A new car, - A new job, - Winning something, - A new relationship, - Being pregnant.
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The 3rd Millennium is 2.577% complete.
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The future of comedy
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Darren Walsh Puns (@DarrenWalshPuns) profile pictureDarren Walsh Puns@DarrenWalshPunsOct 3
I once saw Sir Alex Ferguson walking out of Buckingham Palace. I asked the Queen, “Was that the man you knighted?”
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Seamos realistas. No estamos TAN LEJOS del nivel de Croacia. Tres goles menos y los alcanzamos.
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Balderdash@notDcfcBossOct 1
‘I’ve just told everyone I’m a traitor by mistake.’
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Brendan May
@bmaySep 25
Man City officials trying to find the one rule they didn’t break.
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Andy Ha@AndyHa_Sep 25
Man City’s fixture list 2027/28
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Can you tell me please, will you still honour your lifetime guarantee on your VHS tapes? @Scotch
CommodoreBlog (@CommodoreBlog) profile pictureCommodoreBlog
@CommodoreBlog21 Nov 2023
Re-record, not fade away..
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I have an announcement.
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If James Alexander Gordon (AI) operated VAR (sound on). Please like and repost.
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The 3rd Millennium is 2.570% complete.
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Steve Dresser
@dressermanSep 4
March 2016.
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When a man was hit by a bus in Reading and immeditately got up and walked into the pub. The beer game is strong in this one. 😭
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Simply wonderful , bravo 👏 🇬🇧
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Replying to @Fly_Airlink
Here's another view
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