Atlanta. Bad jokes and sports takes.

Atlanta, Ga
Joined May 2008
Watching Gilmore Girls for the first time. Sorry I haven’t been live tweeting this whole thing. Let’s jump in. Season 5, episode 1. Dean sucks.
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Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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ATL Dream had them CRYING on the bench in game 3
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This tweet is so much better than people realize
Have to wonder how the team that traded Kadabra feels about him blossoming into Alakazam and taking the league by storm
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Someone DO SOMETHING
Pat McAfee announced today that he, his crew and Dan Orlovsky will host a “Field Pass” alternate broadcast for the Super Bowl, as well as select Monday Night Football games beginning Oct. 19, in partnership with ESPN and the NFL.
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Respectfully - KJ Jackson is a terrible quarterback.
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Incompetent.
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that was the most bullshit thing i have ever seen in my whole life.
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Clusterfuck Weekend™️
Downtown Atlanta every Labor Day Weekend: Dragon Con, Black gay pride, college football. Always a fascinating mix of visitors to our city.
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You simply have to hand it to ESPN for going all in on Pat McAfee and letting former employee Pablo Torre dogwalk the entire network on the biggest NBA story in years
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We are so very back
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The "H" in Jesus H. Christ stands for Hoobastank because he died for a reason and the reason is you
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Miami Dolphins Vice Chairman, President and Chief Executive Officer Tom Garfinkel is announcing that he is stepping away from his role as President and CEO after 13 transformational years. Garfinkel will remain as Vice Chairman of the Miami Dolphins and Hard Rock Stadium, as well as Managing Partner of the Miami Grand Prix.
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Jfc Atlanta United
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What about an 82-0 except with corporate zoom buzzwords.
Someone should make an app to record meetings with automatic AI transcripts. Underexplored space rn.
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He's the goat for real
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"Dad what were those 61 seconds like when USA tied the game vs Belgium before they scored again"
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