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Austine Behrens

@MrsB_2018

MAMA est. 2020 👧🏼👼🏼👧🏼 • Little blue fish in a sea of red • Pro-Choice, BLM, LGBTQ equality, vaccinated, and everything else liberal • Small Business Owner

wickedbinfusions.com
Joined August 2012
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This actually did age well and I opened a brick and mortar 😂
Austine Behrens (@MrsB_2018) profile pictureAustine Behrens@MrsB_201823 Apr 2023
Did I *accidentally* start planning a brick & mortar business with absolutely NO means to do so? Yes. Am I going to be heartbroken when I can’t make it happen? Also yes. Lmao
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Remember the days when there was a WAIT LIST for Pinterest? 😅 #imold
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My toxic trait is that when one thing goes wrong on my vehicle I want a whole new one
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Did I *accidentally* start planning a brick & mortar business with absolutely NO means to do so? Yes. Am I going to be heartbroken when I can’t make it happen? Also yes. Lmao
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Why can’t I keep up on housework? It’s literally impossible for me. But I also can’t stand my house the way it is.
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Built and published my website today, and okay I’m a little proud of it Wickedbinfusions.com
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Who tf let me pick out my kitchen aid mixer when I was in my teal/turquoise phase
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Donna Kelce’s son is going to win the Super Bowl, no matter what. How wild 😂
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Danny@kivlind23 Jan 2023
Tuition at Dowling Catholic is $12,800. Reynolds plan allows for $7,200 vouchers. Do you really think the poor are gonna come up with the $5,600 to cover the difference? This isn't bout equity. It's about lining pockets and destroying public education.
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No one told me how annoying my kid would be when I moved her to forward facing 😅
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Just applied for a booth at @junkstockomaha 😬 may not be this year but I have big dreams!
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Ellie can’t say our dogs name, which is Cooper. She says “Pooker” so that’s his name now lol and also: fork = former and coffee = cocky
Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) profile pictureBe Kind Of Witty@bekindofwitty6 Jan 2023
Cutest thing your kid says wrong? I’ll go first…fweaty. As in, I can’t open this water bottle because my hands are too fweaty.
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Jokes on me, it was delivered but to someone in Cumberland IA. 🙄
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I go back to work in a little over a week and I am PANICKING
Haha my husband is sick and so I put up the Christmas decorations. I’d like to see him try to stop me
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I’m now fueled by glitter and pine needles, I’m invincible
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It’s November 9th and I haven’t even started Christmas shopping. Normally I am DONE shopping by now. #brokebitch 😂 I’m panicking.
When I find something I like, I make it my whole personality until I find my next fixation. Right now it’s natural cow print. Not the fake ass cartoon stuff- real cowhide
Can I live off of charcuterie?
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