For the hard of reading (Iβm looking at you nasty militant vegans in my DMs)β¦
NO SHEEP BORN ON MY FARM ARE FOR THE FOOD CHAIN
I love sheep. Itβs right there in my bloody name. π
Hi @AldiUK, when are you going to start doing refills for your reed diffusers again? The volume of waste that comes with having to buy new ones every time is putting me off.
Itβs a trap! π± #fluffy #youllloseanarmifyoutouchit
Best time of year. Well done Pandora! ππ»β€οΈ #lambing2026
Could Gargoyle be Suzi Quattro? #maskedsingeruk
Finally found where my rogue Warren has been laying her eggs the little minx. There was some quite precarious balancing in the hay barn to locate these after I saw her sneaking out of it this morning! Off to test them all now. π€¦πΌββοΈ
Iβm getting alarmed by watching the news. Is this how WWIII starts? With America invading #Greenland? Ffs America, get that mental cheese puff in the White House under control.
Mistletoe is Dermot OβLeary. No doubt at all. #maskedsinger
For this years Christmas girlβs trip, the small human and I are going to Edinburgh. Hit me with your best tourist tips for fun with a 10yo. Iβve already booked the horror/ghost bus which we are both excited about πππ»
Do your thing Twitterβ¦ we have just found this sad looking lost giraffe outside Beaconsfield services. Weβve popped him on the parking payment machines as there is no one from the management company here to hand him into.
My chooks are doing very well this year, between them they have hatched 17 chicks! 5 girls and 6 boys that are pure Legbars and the others are crosses, but I think 4 boys and 2 girls. They are all beautiful healthy chicks π£β€οΈ
Are you watching boys? #QueensofEurope @Lionesses know how to win if you need some tips. Absolutely amazing ππ»β€οΈ
Oh #Lionesses. How proud we are of you all. #WEURO2025
We took the small human to see the @sciencemuseum Live Show today and it was awesome. Audience participation, live experiments, explosions, fire! Adults and kids alike had a great time, so if it comes to a town near you, definitely go! Hats off to Andy & Erin for a great job!ππ»
πSarah Loves Sheep ππ #SATB retweeted
I'm posting something that I had hoped I'd never have to, and I have stayed quiet for many months
Unbound - @unboundsocials - the publisher of my book, Keanu Reeves Is Not In Love With You, owes me many thousands of pounds and has behaved appallingly towards me and dozens of its other authors
They went into administration, then IMMEDIATELY set up a new publisher (taking my book with them), saying they would honour what they owed the authors through payment plans
After just one installment they said not only are the payment plans not viable but that we wouldn't be receiving our next royalties cheques either
I understand things are tough in the industry and I have been loyal thus far, but the manner of communication and the blatant untruths along the way have become too much to bear
In the meantime, having left so many of us utterly skint, they are spending money on launching new books
I have asked Unbound to revert the rights to my book as I don't want it to go out of existence and for sales to simply go to them while I don't see a penny.
I will be putting it out myself through Amazon and am hoping that my followers will help me with some of the associated costs and to recoup just a portion of my losses
This book has helped many people identify and subsequently leave fraudulent relationships and I am damned if that's going to stop!
I have reluctantly set up a GoFundMe and if you feel you can help me keep the book in circulation, then please sling a couple of quid into the horribly bare pot
(For anyone who thinks what they have done is illegal, I'm afraid it's not. Lawyers and forensic accountants have been all over it and they've been very clever in what they've done. All legally above board, although ethically is a whole different story)
Thank you everyone π
gofund.me/9d13efc9
The comment has me crying πππ #ThundercatsHo!













