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Indiana, USA
Joined January 2015
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John put on a movie called Enchanting Christmas or something that's a hallmarky type movie and we came to the realization that if Christmas movie protagonists had a real job that was topical year round they might not have money issues.
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Sometimes it feels good to make a family member who probably voted for trump cry and then respond with "I'm sorry you feel that way" which is one of her favorite responses to when she says or does something offensive and you tell her that it sucked.
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Was feeling icky and gross and ready to fight anyone over literally anything and I was like, why are we doing this body? And then I found out that my period is back. So yeah. It was a good 10 months without it.
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I feel like this is relevant particularly to @dilfosaur if they haven't heard of it already
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Imagine if @FLoaBComic and @eaxford played DnD together. I feel like the northern orcs and the crick elves would actually get along pretty well.
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I've started listening to @TheSiltVerses and all I'm saying is I don't think I could fix them-that-lead-and-them-that-chase but I could probably descend to her level and be evil with her or be a sacrifice. I love a tricksy evil lady.
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I have a suspicion my hormones might never be the same because I definitely teared up watching the DNC roll call.
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The way he plays with his feet reminds me of Mara playing with her feet. We're all just animals, guys, and babies are cute.
A seal accidentally scaring a baby polar bear is the CUTEST thing ever. 😂😭
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Relevant to @jekcarter's interests
Anime references in Olympics [A Thread 🧵]
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The radio has a sense of humor as it plays "father of mine" just before my stepmom and two brothers who I've barely seen arrive at my house.
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This guy is giving me Percy vibes
Turkey sent a 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal
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Sometimes your partner razzes you about band instruments and how they're played during your birthday week and you joke about them owing you compensation and they get you flowers. @jekcarter is pretty good
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I'm gonna tweet about weird medical stuff in 3
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Listen, I try to hide the tweet in case people don't want to see it but apparently that doesn't always work
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It's like someone asked but also didn't ask me out and made things better? IDK. Time is weird. I appreciate you @jekcarter.
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