The wind up mercant & one you hate to love. Truth, misery & despair are synonymous with me. I'm the anti-celebrity & most hated in the world. Let's have fun.
Joined December 2023
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Everyone has been messaging me asking for the TRUE Matrix scenes they were going to use.
My lawyers have suggested I be careful but the truth needs to be out here.
Good luck with what you discover & may God have mercy on all intelligent life.
New brand ambassador for @Twitch in 2027:
My Jewish professor said he's racist & this is AI.
Then he made me do 5 hours Holocaust studies.
‘I am utterly DISGUSTED by your rampant, pathetic cowardice.’
Former Metropolitan Police detective Peter Bleksley BLASTS @alexarmstrong after he suggested he wouldn’t fight for his country.
This is peak Jêêtbait.
I’ve worked as a janitor in a massive Fortune 500 company’s headquarters for the last 25 years (nepo hire). For the first ten years I worked at the company the men’s room was always clean and easy to maintain. Worst you would get is maybe a couple of drops of piss dribble in front of the urinals from careless shakes, some shit stains in the bowls from greasy shits on the IT floor when they had been pulling all nighters and living off pizza, or soap in the counter when someone got overenthusiastic with the pump.
The women’s bathroom was always the bane of my existence because they would flush sanitary products, cause plugs, and would continue to use the plugged toilet until a mountain of shit and piss formed. That began to change about a decade ago when an Indian guy got hired in C suite, and slowly we started getting Indian managers on all floors. It started with unflushed shitters, but as more and more of them came in it steadily got worse. What used to be a gross, but ultimately low stress reasonably paying job has become a nightmare. The IT floor is the absolute worst.
They will not sit on the toilet and instead stand on the seat to squat. They frequently have explosive diarrhea, which, combined with their habit of squatting, means shit splatters on the seat, floors, and walls. They do not even attempt to clean the mess they made which means the next guy to stand and squat ends up stepping in their assblast and tracking it all over the floor when he walks out of the stall. They wipe with their hands and not the provided paper, I know this because finding shit covered handprints sliding down the walls of the stall is now a daily occurrence.
For some reason, despite not washing their hands near as I can tell, they frequently break open the soap dispenser and steal the giant bags of soap they are connected to. My team and I are the only non-IT employees who will enter the IT floor now, and the turnover is so high that I can’t get a single FNG to stay more than a month. I am considering leaving myself after a quarter century and my entire employment history being with this one company. I am in hell and it smells like feces & microwaved curry.
Why do Jews love retarded/ugly people & make them famous?
So if you are famous TODAY, Congratulations?
I was in the pub, last night, & overheard some people saying allegedly @h3h3productions ATE his dog Shredder.
He accidentally got too high, thought he was a turkey & slow cooked him for 45 minutes per lb.
Ethan didn't discover until he ate 2/3rds of it
Again, just heard it.
Single, mid 30 year old women (with a body count over 50) when they see a childless, single, rich man:
You become a straight white male PM (of the UK), remove all "ist"/"ism" laws, Civil Rights Act, Equality Act, Human Rights Act, Women can't vote/use social media, no foreigners in the country or in politics & I address the left:
The Nutty Professor was actually a warning that Hollywood had that a drug that would make you skinny makes you a monster.
The only thing NOT real is there was a black man who was a professor.
