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MrsG

@MrsGoose69

I'm here to be me. So shut it and move along. Kids don't follow, somethings your parents should teach you Not me.

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Joined April 2011
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Being back on twitter is like smelling your own fart
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Wordle 1,967 3/6 ⬛⬛🟩⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thank you starter words! Happy fucking Saturday bitchas! 🍷
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Wordle 1,966 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I should have fucking checked! But noooooo too cock damn sure of myself! Happy Friday 🍷
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Wordle 1,965 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Serenades starter words 🍷
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Wordle 1,964 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Starter words failed me today. At least I’m still here mother fuckers!🍷
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Wordle 1,963 3/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Just the way I like it 🍷
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Wordle 1,962 3/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Back in my comfy chair. Happy Monday 🍷
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Wordle 1,961 2/6 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Geez! Almost! Thank you starter word! Happy Sunday 🍷
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Wordle 1,960 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 What the actual fuck Wordle?! 3 words I used! Then sat and thought would they really use this?! The answer was yes! Yes they would.
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Wordle 1,959 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Hold the applause it’s just me! Fucky sitting pretty I am!
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Wordle 1,958 3/6 ⬛🟩⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thank fuck! My honey pot awaits 🍷
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Wordle 1,957 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fucking ridiculous is what I call! Sits back into this very familiar chair wondering as to whom has taken over mine in 3…
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Wordle 1,956 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I seem to have overtaken someone’s seat.
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Wordle 1,955 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Back at 4 I suppose! How am I supposed to deal with this shit on a Monday?!
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When I am brave enough I might tweet about my theory on the algorithm of Wordle. But now that I have said something it’ll all be fucked again! Thanks AI for your eyes and ears .
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Wordle 1,954 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 A Sunday seat of 4 that should have been a 3. I don’t mind it’s comfy and I have a bottle of 🍷 stashed.
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Wordle 1,953 3/6 🟨🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Well! What can I say! Fuck it! I am happy with that
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Wordle 1,952 4/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Ahhh fuck! I knew it! But nooooooo let’s take the other word first! Dumb (a “c” word that I don’t think I should use… BUT I WILL) HAHAHAHA CUNT!
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Sometimes I just need to know when to shut the fuck up!
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Sex is great and all but have you ever slept through the whole night without having to go pee?
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Wordle 1,951 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Fuck yea!
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