writer | comedy person | short stories in @FicSoutheast @PigeonPagesNYC + others. Humor in @The_Belladonnas @SlackjawHumor @Mcsweeneys
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Joined December 2014
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Instead of Rome can’t Emily Cooper move to NYC and live in that Only Murders building? (Would watch a season where they have to investigate which of her exes had it out for her.)
Not to brag, but I feel like I went pretty seamlessly from quarterlife crisis straight to midlife crisis
Maybe it’s my main character energy, but I’ve had a few dudes come into my life this year for just a three-episode arc
I know I’m getting older because I get a lot of texts from guys now in the morning - like, “you up?” They don’t want to hook up, they want to like, go running
“We are probably soul mates.” Thanks, @SlackjawHumor for sharing this one! medium.com/slackjaw/lets-mee…
Very nice @janineannett
"Guns N’ Roses T-shirt: Your tween will wear this T-shirt but will not discuss Appetite for Destruction with you and will not entertain the idea that people who wear band shirts without listening to the actual bands are 'posers.'"
mcsweeneys.net/articles/real…
After every dating app date you should be able to call two of that person’s friends and fact check them
Whenever someone ghosts or cancels before a date, I like to assume it’s because they actually have a huge zit and are too embarrassed to be seen in public
Thanks to @nycwriters and @nat_trf for a great writers event! Loved being part of it with @akeemkduncan and @vanessawalters - amazing!
Excited to be part of this event on 5/31! If you’re in NYC, hope to see you there.
Coming up next Weds. 5/31 from 7-9pm ET at @kgbbarlitmag with @NYCWriters!
With readings by @MsColbie, @akeemkduncan, and @VanessaWalters!
Flyer by @id_designnyc
We hope to see you there!
Good job @EmilyKling2
Some of us just prefer the great indoors, okay?!? For all my fellow anti-campers…this one’s for you 🏕 (@mcsweeneys) mcsweeneys.net/articles/your…
