HMFC 🇱🇻 I am queen of typos, I know.

Joined October 2010
7yr old: Mum, what happens if you eat lots of tinsel? Me: probably emergency surgery to prevent obstruction somewhere in your digestive system. 7yr old: *blank face* *small voice* you get tinselitis.
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Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to retweet but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Osama Bin Cadden is absolutely tremendous hahahahahahaha
Get osama bin cadden out of my club
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Ja u dijaspori
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So what you’re wanting is someone to tidy up your garden, Hugh?
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A fish was found on a car windscreen at Pittenweem Harbour during Storm Boelo, and naturally, the Scots in the comments have had an absolute field day. 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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The comment.
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Took a travel adaptor to Wales.
𝗚𝗨𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗪𝗛𝗢 👀 This player has been to a good few teams since Hutchison Vale... Can you guess who it is that we captured in action 🦘? 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙤𝙬 👇
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That’s deeply, deeply creepy. 🚩
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Wood chipper, please.
Registered sex offender, 29, busted trying to enroll in high school as teen girl again 👀
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Karl does whatever he wants 🤣🐾
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If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment. Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word. gailmyerscough.co.uk
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3 of 13’s wee pals have just arrived at the door with a lovely gift basket for her 🩷😭 She’s so lucky to have such kind & considerate pals in her life. Others have been helping her get around & carry her belongings at school. I love to see girls supporting girls. So grateful.
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One of the boys in her year told her she’s ‘obsessed with gymnastics & [has] no social life’. Her group won Scottish group title in June & came 6th at British. She has amazing girls with shared interests in her life. She’s always busy, always happy. Competitive sport FTW.
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The Return of Pablo Escobar.
INSOLITE | Un bébé arrivé au monde avec une moustache fait le tour des réseaux sociaux
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
La vidéo ne montre pas un bébé authentiquement né avec une moustache ; son authenticité n'est pas confirmée et des analyses indiquent une probable manipulation par IA ou retouche. Les nouveau-nés peuvent avoir du lanugo fin mais pas cette pilosité épaisse adulte. parents.fr/actualites/beb… mundivio.com/en/viral-video… wionews.com/trending/he-wa…
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Oh my god, look at Jolene 😍 She’s definitely here to take your man.
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16 repeatedly calling his sister ‘Jimmy’ because she’s on crutches. It is but a matter of time before he gets one of them smashed off his head.
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Yes to this sort of thing.
Italian priest gives middle finger to mob of masked rioters who chased scared tourists into church trib.al/SRePbOj
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My granny went to hug me this evening without asking. Safe to say she won’t be doing that again, dirty aul nonce.
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I too am not in the running to play James Bond.
Jack O'Connell and Jacob Elordi are not in the running to play James Bond. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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