Samantha

Did I just bully my way into some D? Why yes, yes I did. 🤘🏾😎

I wonder what they’ll call this current rendition of the civil war in future books. I wonder if they’ll write about the people consciously knowing (or not) in this moment right now?

All that money but no where to hide.

Toxic Take: every time I go hiking I actively identify someone who is starting at the same time as me and “race” them to challenge myself 😐 competitive much?

5 months in and I’m still tripping there’s a little alien growing inside me. 😳

“You gotta speak what your seek until you see what you said, because if you can see it in your mind, you can hold it in your hand.” ✨

Brought my niece and nephew to the park. Overheard what appeared to be maybe a 10yo ask what seemed to be like a 5 yo “you know who we are? We’re YouTubers!” 😳🤦🏽‍♀️

Creating life is terrifying as sh!t. No one warns you for all the random flukes that are possible. Lord give me strength while I bake. 🧘🏽‍♀️

I just love how my Mexican mother tries to hit me with the guilt trip by ending with, “si te toca dios” GTFOH lady! I rebuke your guilt trip! Take that! 😝

Permanent decisions with temporary people. Discernment, people!

Did I even leave the house if I don’t lose something? SMH why am I like this? 😒 just lost my second Yeti after proclaiming to myself I wouldn’t let it leave my hand.

Anybody else trippin out on this week’s episode of Snowfall? 🫣 I knew mama saint was about to loose her shit just didn’t know it was going to end like that! 🤯

I like life better with music 🎼 🖤🎶

Can someone @Twitter tell me why I see so many tweets from handles I don’t follow? It’s not even tweets that people I follow have responded to or retweeted, I’m just seeing rando tweets. Very annoying.

Just opted in for plans this Saturday night and I’m already tired thinking about being out. What have I become?!

My dogs, like my husband, are not impressed when my dance moves randomly make an appearance… I rarely do it and they have 0 interest. Man I use to make rent with these moves! 🤨🤣

There’s always a vibe I feel come back when crusin through Hollywood. #Euphoria ✨

💀 My life partner ladies and gentlemen. 😂

I’m not being nice today. I’m on demon time. Happy Tuesday. 👹