@Mschocolatesm
Joined October 2014
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Think ima get a man because if we argue, we can at least make up after… I’m arguing with strangers on the internet and that’s pointless asf actually lmaooo
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Bandii@BandiiBandiOct 27
Signed my daughter up for basketball, and now we not going, because the coach texted my phone about stuff that’s not basketball related 😒😭
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Bebos Shenanigans@yearnerduckOct 26
flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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Like???? Can we also have have fresh clean water and food.. I don’t have to watch the news about…
Bebos Shenanigans@yearnerduckOct 26
flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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Every so often America gets an upgrade.. When are we due for the next one cause it’s kinda raggedy around here ngl…
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Sole Woyinka
@_littlehuman_Oct 26
And a forehead kisser and a chin holder and a feet rubber
Liz🧚
@lizformeeOct 25
I love me a man who is a waist grabber.
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I be telling my daughter if you can’t tip the dasher don’t even order lmaoooo..
The Beringer Project
@BradBeringerOct 27
Because the family forgot to tip…
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Plus the length and all the fixings..
KC🪽@calllmekcOct 27
Full sets really used to be $25.
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I would of just sent “LOL” xitter.cf/_sorrengailll/status/2…
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Replying to @Mschocolatesm
Don’t talk to it. It’s slow
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Yooooo lol
𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩
@CindtrillellaOct 26
Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Gazetory
@gazetoryOct 26
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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Pico 🎈
@PiicoolsAug 2
When men fight it be so scary 😨
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I love her so bad…
My Mixtapez
@mymixtapezOct 26
Ms. Rachel invites a 3-year-old Black boy to her show and calls on sports teams and soccer stars to step up, celebrate his talent, and help him after a viral video shows him being kicked out of a soccer game by police for being too good ❤️👏
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Police were called by the league director on the mother’s unruly behavior (following him, calling names, filming), not because the child was too good. 911 call and bodycam confirm this; “too good” is the parents’ claim amid a play-time dispute. tmz.com/watch/unruly-f… cbc.ca/news/world/flo…
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@Pithy_GaloreOct 26
Replying to @beyoncegarden
You can eat a dick up till you hiccup is a NEW insult...I just wish I could remember it lol
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_xavi*
@cryxaviOct 26
Replying to @beyoncegarden
he got soooo fucking quiet when he found out he was a vet 😭
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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Replying to @Mschocolatesm
VERY !!!
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#uncuffable, MBA 👸🏽
@FatiTheDreamOct 26
Nah im sorry this shit has me soo weak. So instead of putting in extra drills and practice with your kids, you’re calling the cops on a 3 year old cuz he spanked the whole team alone ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Soulja Brasi
@iamsouljabrasiOct 26
Replying to @mymixtapez
Me as soon as they introduced this shit
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