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Federal Capital Territory, Nig
Joined January 2022
lmao = leave me alone oga. who dey follow you laugh?
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I call them "products of Valentines day"
The amount of people born in November ehn. Glorious month
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Joanne🎀🫃🏿 retweeted
it’s a period drama autumn !!!!!!
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I kinda understand addicts now ....i deleted this app less than 3 hours ago and I somehow downloaded it again
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Finally!!!!
Ardently waiting? Trailer tomorrow.
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You'd be going through a lot and your phone will just stop working... this is my sign to go outside and touch grass fr
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I have never used the phrase "double entendre" correctly
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I cannot talk to people that associate gaming with immaturity, please take that attitude elsewhere
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In contrast, if I may, we found our own voice. The video you watched was taken when we had very close colonial contact. So, we mimicked the English pronunciation, enunciation and diction. What we have now, when you hear a Nigerian accent, is usually finally breaking through the language. We found our own voice. The Ghanaian accent is distinct for this same reason. We now have the Nigerian English, it is not adulterated, it has adapted, quite usually, as other non- English speakers. PS: this is a personal opinion.
Watching videos of Nigerians speak English from years back have shown me how very adulterated English in Nigeria has become.
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Joanne🎀🫃🏿 retweeted
that “hi wizkiddddd” cringes me out so bad i’m not so fucking sorry.
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bird brain conversations
lmao just because Nigerian A listers are hard for the men to access, you guys think they are hard for the woman to access. they are overlyyyyy available for us 😂 and they loveeee Nigerian women. they may have foreign babes on IG, but they always have their fav Lagos babes.
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Seyi’s father must go.
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Nigerians bro😭😭
Replying to @brianmacffaden
With your long ass neck like fibre x pole….Keep shoving your own advice down your throat..Llama
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I just want to get this guy pregnant
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That you heaven baby Abuja boy is probably funding terrorism and you don’t know
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Uhmmm what?😭
اطيازي لزقت في بعض كنت بستحمى وبعمل حلاوه عشان اشيل شعر طيزي ف قلت هستحمى واسيب الحلاوه بين فخادي تكون مسكت ف الشعر ف اتفاجأت ان فردتين طيز لزقو ف بعض ولا عارف اشيل الشعر ولا عارف اشخ ف لو حد عنده حل بالله عليكو يقولي عشان انا تاخرت ف الحمام وابويا لو عرف هيدخل ينتفلي شعر طيزي
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Joanne🎀🫃🏿 retweeted
my reason for doing things:
1. spite
2. the aesthetic
3. a deadline i invented
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Yes, i have, especially after periods of introspection. But i’d say I’m a decent person who tries to be better.
Have you ever considered the possibility that you are not as good a person as you believe yourself to be?
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Someone said he didn't like Dark and you guys said it's because he's not intelligent. cinephiles can so insufferable at times especially the Nigerians. it's entertainment fgs not a test of how intelligent a person is! unclench your bumbums abeg life is already hard enough
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