@MtProse

I #write and #bake and #knit. If I've got some time to kill, I'll throw in an episode of The Golden Girls. Words in @HuffPost @SamPsychMeds.

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I have an essay in HuffPost​ today! It's about something super embarrassing that happened to me and of course this is the piece that got in. Yay?! This author was scammed during a job interview. "How could I have been so stupid?" she wonders. huffpost.com/entry/job-inter… via @HuffPost

I Was Scammed During A Job Interview. How Could I Have Been So Stupid?

"Sure, this question may have been a red flag, but ... this was my big chance. So I told her."

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Well, I never claimed to be an actor. TikTok of my essay that appeared in @huffpost! tiktok.com/@huffpost/video/7…

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Meredith Towbin retweeted
Alex Towbin@towbinaj6 Jun 2022
ICYMI: a notification for @MtProse’s @HuffPost essay was just pushed to MILLIONS of @AppleNews users. Make sure you read her work before someone buys the movie rights. huffpost.com/entry/job-inter…
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I just want to be able to spin around and turn into Wonder Woman. And maybe lasso a helicopter and bring it down with my brute strength.
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Who keeps driving at full speed when a duck is crossing the road right ahead?!? I mean, besides the duck hater I just saw.
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If you are a politician and you send a mass email with the subject "MY DECISION," please know that you have given anyone who has recently applied for a job or is querying a book a freaking heart attack.
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“Stay angry, little Meg,” Mrs Whatsit whispered. “You will need all your anger now.” A Wrinkle in Time
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I just read in the AP Stylebook that you should end mildly exclamatory sentences with a period. But MILDLY exclamatory is not my style. HIGH-DEGREE EXCLAMATORY ALL THE WAY, BABY!
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True or false: When people come over your house, you offer them drinks and snacks. Even if they're between the ages of 16-18.
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Don't ask me who put a bee in my bonnet. It will end poorly for you.
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Don’t tell me puréed bananas mixed with melted chocolate makes brownies. Just don’t.
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Fox Mulder is an Oxford-trained psychologist?!
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Go ahead. Tailgate my student driver kid. I WILL END YOU.
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So excited to start this!! Congratulations, @Alex_Fedderly! #BookTwitter
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Do you guys say goodbye to your pets when you’re leaving? And tell them where you’re going? And that you’ll be back soon? Because I definitely don’t do that.
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I had a dream last night that I was a member of @Weezer and I didn't like it. I loved it.
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When the host/hostess greeted you at a restaurant and asked, "Smoking or non?" #SignsYoureGenX
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“I Think We’re Alone Now” by Tiffany just came on in this car dealership and I haven’t heard it in 35 years so WHY DO I STILL KNOW ALL THE WORDS. Do better, brain
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My kid just told me he always starts Wordle with “oater” and my mind is blown
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Rare photo of me. Spotted in the wild.
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