Chris Mullet

Check out my new Twitter account @YourHostMullet for actual tweets including #LOLScottsWedding tomorrow. Gonna be fun!

@Kristoffrable I can hear him now. "Why am I in this match at a Red Robin!?!?!"

Maybe I will use this again...probably not. Anything to help @SolaceWinter and her contest. Time to win!

For @RichCami

Quit your job today! CNBC.COM-SINGLEMOM.US

Now that my Twitter is officially linked to the @Podswoggle account, I might want to start using this damn thing regularly. Sigh...

Selling a ticket to WrestleMania! If you or anybody you know interested, let me know ASAP #WWE

If you haven't read "Born Standing Up" by @SteveMartinToGo do so immediately. Fantastic read.

January Jones blows.

Relish and X-Men. Should be fun.

Oh, New Jersey. You have no idea where you are. You would've cheered Bo Diddley as your pick. #nbadraft

Eh, I like him. #justinharper #nbadraft

Someone I know, Cavs, please?

If Twitter existed way back then, we would have had #renaldobalkman

#ImanShumpert trending. Don't get used to that. #nbadraft

Of course he's not there!!! Can't this happen every day! #knicks #nbadraft

Knicks time!!!

The Thompson family doesn't know how to spell. #nbadraft

Food time. By then, maybe Cleveland will move the Canuck with the chick's name. #nbadraft

Forgot about the trade rights: Biyombo is Bisfucked. MJ's record is not great. #kwamebrown