Rob, the Writer?

ALT The last week has been a teachable moment for me. I am deeply sorry to those hurt, killed, etc. by my actions. Despite my interests in helping and boosting marginalized people, especially those in my undead legions, I recognise that I have let you down. To the adventuring group "Pound Town" and others bravely sharing their experiences, I apologise for the harm I have caused by trapping your loved ones in my mystic crystal. I'm sorry that my actions have enabled the demon lord Mekizun and perpetuated a thousand-year cycle of violence. I am a lich, though I recognise this does not excuse my behaviour. Thank you for holding me accountable, for making the community aware of my actions, and for tying my cult's leader to a rock and dropping him down a well. I thank you for leaving his corpse mostly intact so that he may atone for his words and deeds.

ALT I would like to apologise to the survivors of the sacking of Westvale. I understand now that I was not expressing my feelings as a person of boned nature, or the arcane power siphoned from the souls trapped in my weird orb, in a healthy, constructive way. I would also like to extend my apologies to the dark elf Sally Stoutaxe for asking for ear pics. Now that I am aware of my mistakes, I will retire to my subterranean fortress to reflect and change. I promise to summon beings that can provide the help I clearly need. In the coming weeks, I will be reanimating many of those hurt by my actions to apologise in person. I hope that one day we can move past this, and heal. - Lich-Lord Skulldrich Thronef***er, Emperor of Blood