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I often refer to this Miss Piggy quote when attending holiday dinners or vacation buffets! 馃構馃構馃構馃構
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Muppet Sketchs@muppet_day22 Dec 2023
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DOC: Careful, Sprocket. These may be from some foreign planet. MA BEAR: Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends. DR. TEETH: Yeah, and we're proud of it, too! SAM THE EAGLE: Why am I here?
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GROUCH COP: You have the right to scream your head off. Should you give up the right to scream your head off, someone who will scream their head off... will be provided for you.
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#MuppetationalMay day 13: The best @StatlerWaldorf joke. *scoff* As if I could pick just *one*. Try FOUR best jokes:
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#MuppetationalMay Day 13, the best @StatlerWaldorf quote (After Fozzie's roller skating act) Statler: He was doing okay 'til he fell off the stage. Waldorf: Wrong, he was doing okay 'til he came on the stage! (Who else immediately changed their minds after they posted today?)
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Al@althomas131313 May 2019
#MuppetationalMay Day 13- Best Statler & Waldorf Joke From Muppet Show episode 315 with Lesley Ann Warren - as Gonzo prepares a motorcycle jump from the stage to their balcony: Statler: We鈥檙e not afraid. We know Gonzo! Waldorf: If at first you don鈥檛 succeed, fail, fail again!
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#MuppetationalMay Day 13: Best Statler and Waldorf Joke This one springs to mind:
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@ToughPigs #MuppetationalMay Day 13: Favorite @StatlerWaldorf Joke Too many to choose from, but at gunpoint, I'd say this reaction to @ElectricMayhem's "Rockin' Robin": "Well, that's something new. They've never gone up a tree before." "No, usually they just go out on a limb."
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Justin Brown@nworBRnitsuJ13 May 2019
#MuppetationalMay Day 13 Best Statler and Waldorf Joke Too many to pick from, but this one is great and had some old school synergy with it.
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#MuppetationalMay Day 13: Best Statler and Waldorf Joke Statler: The question is, what is a Mahna Mahna? Waldorf: The question is, who cares? @ToughPigs
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day 13 #MuppetationalMay: best statler and waldorf joke: i cant think of any that really stick out! i do love them though! so how about: "why do we always come here? i guess we'll never know; it's like a kind of torture, to have to watch this show!"
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Another favorite, from the first episode of Muppets Tonight: Waldorf: "There's something wrong with this TV!" Statler: "What's that?" Waldorf: "It's on!"
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A Statler and Waldorf joke I considered for today, from The Muppets Take Manhattan: S: Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway. W: yup, and I鈥檝e already got tickets. S: you did? Are they good seats? W: they sure are. They鈥檙e for the next train out of town!
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Day 13: Best Statler and Waldorf joke. S: "We'd love to see your act!" W: "In fact we'd hate to miss your act!" S: "In fact we'd love to hate your act!" from A Muppet Family Christmas. #MuppetationalMay
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#MuppetationalMay Day 13 - Favorite Statler and Waldorf joke. Statler: Why did they want the igloo? Waldorf: I don't know. Maybe somebody must have broken their ig.
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#MuppetationalMay Day 13: Best Statler and Waldorf Joke (From Muppet*Vision 3D) FOZZIE: My new 3D act鈥檚 gonna shower you all with humor! Ahh! Wocka-wocka! Ahh! STATLER: He鈥檚 trying to drown us! What kind of act is that? WALDORF: An act of mercy!
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