Dark Lord of Death Meeters & Czar of Russia, Vladimort Vladimirovich Putin (Tom Marvodo Chump Villain) Master of Chess, Judo, War & Parody. #NAFOWizardsDivision
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Putin, Medvedev, and Patriarch of Moscow Kirill are all on a plane. The plane crashes.
So… who did God save???
Russia!
How has the West come to believe that “armed groups crossing the border” are a “hybrid threat” instead of an invasion?
Poland is raising its alert level along the border with Kaliningrad.
According to RMF24, police, the military, and intelligence services are launching a special operation in the Warmian-Masurian and Podlaskie Voivodeships. The move comes in response to warnings regarding the potential crossing of the border by armed groups, as well as the risk of sabotage. It serves as a preventive measure against hybrid threats.
Nizhegorodnefteorgsintez refinery is the largest (by syllables) in the world.
Pretty big by production, as well.
google.com/goto?url=CAESngEB…
Thanks for the heads-up.
Out of curiosity, is General Gerasimov’s password PutinSucks321!
I thought I saw him type it once, but when I asked he swore it was PutinsLuck321!
And it has nothing to do with my warships turning out to be worthless money pits constantly fleeing from combat and fate, either of which can quickly convert them to submarines.
With apologies to the Eagles
🎼 on a dark Ruzzian highway
🎶 a foul wind in my hair
🎶 grey smoke on the horizon
🎶 rising up through the air
🎶 up ahead in the distance
🎶 a sudden burst of light
🎶 as a Ukrainian drone
🎶 set a refinery alight
Welcome to the Motel Orcifornia
⚠️ Do Not Feed The Bears ⚠️
Russian soldiers teach bear to fetch frisbees for table scraps, securing a Darwin Award for removing themselves from the gene pool.
He Who Must Not Be Blamed (I/Me/Mine) retweeted
Israeli-Arab influencer Nuseir Yassin, known as Nas Daily, says anti-Zionism is “a form of antisemitism.” Speaking at a conference combating Jew-hatred in Denver this week, the creator, who has more than 68 million followers across social media, said defending Israel and Jewish people matters to him personally as an Israeli citizen.
Yassin, a Muslim of Palestinian origin raised in northern Israel, said he opposes the Israeli government but believes hostility toward it is fueled by antisemitism. He described Zionism as people wanting a homeland and explained that, following Hamas’s October 7 attacks, he began identifying as Israeli first and Palestinian second.
Bourgeoisie terrorists and their intifadas… they can wait!
Riots Fizzle Out As French Refuse To Protest More Than 32 Hours Per Week buff.ly/dBUpivo
Wouldn’t cutting communication cables in the straight of Hormuz cut the entire world off from…
Iran?
Friday snuck right on past me.
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I got my ass kicked by Ukraine in 2022
I got my ass kicked by Ukraine in 2023
I got my ass kicked by Ukraine in 2024
I got my ass kicked by Ukraine in 2025
I’m getting my ass kicked by Ukraine in 2026…
