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Cult movies reviewed by a cult (of film fanatics!)

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Death at a Funeral (2007) — The best anti-drug PSA ever made #comedies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Death at a Funeral (2007) — The best anti-drug PSA ever made

Death at a Funeral (2007) — The best anti-drug PSA ever made

“Tea can do many things, Jane, but it can’t bring back the dead.” Justin’s rating: My review was an exceptional review! Justin’s review: There’s something about …

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Starcrash II (1981) — A man with a glitter-beard is not to be trusted #bmovies #80smovies #cultmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Starcrash II (1981) — A man with a glitter-beard is not to be trusted

Starcrash II (1981) — A man with a glitter-beard is not to be trusted

“The hydrogen booster units are already at 6000 mega-degrees.” Justin’s rating: I’m getting flashbacks to that first season Star Trek the Next Generation episode where they …

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Water Park Shark (2026) — Sure. Why not? #badmovies #cultmovies #sharkmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Water Park Shark (2026) — Sure. Why not?

Water Park Shark (2026) — Sure. Why not?

“We could have a whole ocean full of mutant crypto electric sharks within a generation.” Drake’s rating: Just when you thought it was safe to go down the water slide Drake’s review: There have been…

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Elvira’s Haunted Hills (2001) — Time to hang up the wig, m’lady #elvira #halloweenmovies #cultmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Elvira’s Haunted Hills (2001) — Time to hang up the wig, m’lady

Elvira’s Haunted Hills (2001) — Time to hang up the wig, m’lady

“If I’m not back in an hour, wait another hour.” Justin’s rating: There’s so. Much. Screaming in this movie. Too much. Justin’s review: As with any devoted fan o…

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Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993) — Punky Brewster meets Jason Voorhees #cultmovies #90smovie #halloweenmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993) — Punky Brewster meets Jason Voorhees

Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993) — Punky Brewster meets Jason Voorhees

“This stuff is way beyond Ouija boards.” Justin’s rating: The ’90s really showed us that there was no franchise that it wouldn’t sequelize, didn’t it? JustinR…

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Halloweentown (1998) — A nightmare before Hogwarts #halloweentown #90smovies #halloweenmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Halloweentown (1998) — A nightmare before Hogwarts

Halloweentown (1998) — A nightmare before Hogwarts

“Being normal is vastly overrated.” Justin’s rating: There’s no proper name for the back of the knee you say? Justin’s review: The other day I was telling my kids that…

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Hell Night (1981) – Never spend the night in a murder mansion #halloweenmovies #80smovies #slashers mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…

Hell Night (1981) – Never spend the night in a murder mansion

“Now the fun begins!” Drake’s rating: This is what happens when you pledge a sorority in a horror movie Drake’s review: Irwin Yablans should be a name that’s at least somewhat familiar to horror mo…

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Garfield’s Halloween Adventure (1985) — Candy candy candy candy #garfield #halloweenspecials #80stv mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Garfield’s Halloween Adventure (1985) — Candy candy candy candy

Garfield’s Halloween Adventure (1985) — Candy candy candy candy

“Trim the mains, slip the sheets, flibber the giblets! I WANT MY MOMMY!” Justin’s rating: One-half sack of nostalgic candy Justin’s review: I’m sure that all of us, if…

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Ghoulies IV (1994) — The true sequel to the first flick #90smovies #cultmovies #bmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Ghoulies IV (1994) — The true sequel to the first flick

Ghoulies IV (1994) — The true sequel to the first flick

“Attention K-Mart shoppers! Clean up on aisle four.” Justin’s rating: I’m pretty sure this Faust guy is Charles, a clerk who works at Little Ceasers when he’s not cosp…

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The Funhouse Massacre (2015) – Just your everyday splatterfest #horrormovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
The Funhouse Massacre (2015) – Just your everyday splatterfest

The Funhouse Massacre (2015) – Just your everyday splatterfest

“Let me guess, your friend’s been murdered at the funhouse.” Drake’s rating: Is this what a Slipknot concert is like? Drake’s review: There are times when you’re in the mood for scary time at the m…

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Welcome to HalloHorrorWeen ’26! #halloweenmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Welcome to HalloHorrorWeen ’26!

Welcome to HalloHorrorWeen ’26!

For a very, very long time, every October we’ve held to a tradition here at Mutant Reviewers — one full week of spooks, creeps, scares, chills, and gothic thrills. And we’ve calle…

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Mutant Roundtable: Is it possible to make a good PG-13 horror film? #halloweenmovies #cultmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Mutant Roundtable: Is it possible to make a good PG-13 horror film?

Mutant Roundtable: Is it possible to make a good PG-13 horror film?

Since it’s Spooky Season and all, we asked our Mutants if they thought that it was possible to make genuinely good and terrifying PG-13 horror flicks! So… is it? Justin: It is, and I do…

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Road Lawyers and Other Briefs (1990) — What we have here is a failure to excommunicate #90smovies #bmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Road Lawyers and Other Briefs (1990) — What we have here is a failure to excommunicate

Road Lawyers and Other Briefs (1990) — What we have here is a failure to excommunicate

“And lawyers shall inherit the earth.” Justin’s rating: Guilty of innocence! Just my luck. Justin’s review: Do you ever get that secret little thrill of stumbling across som…

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The Minion (1998) — Dolph Lundgren fights those little yellow guys. Probably. #90smovies #bmovies #cultmovies #dolphlundgren mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
The Minion (1998) — Dolph Lundgren fights those little yellow guys. Probably.

The Minion (1998) — Dolph Lundgren fights those little yellow guys. Probably.

“You’re telling me that key is the key to the bottomless pit?” Justin’s rating: One thing I learned from this movie is that minions growl a whole lot Justin’s review: …

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Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) – Cenobites in spaaace! #hellraiser #cultfilms #90smovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) – Cenobites in spaaace!

Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996) – Cenobites in spaaace!

“But I can smell the exquisite stench of what you really are!” Drake’s rating: I tried to build a puzzle box out of my Mutant Cubicle but the only thing it summoned was the wrath of Justin when it …

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The Double O Kid (1992) — Green eggs and Corey Haim #90smovies #coreyhaim #jamesbond #cultmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
The Double O Kid (1992) — Green eggs and Corey Haim

The Double O Kid (1992) — Green eggs and Corey Haim

“It’s classified information. If I tell you, I’ll have to kill you.” Justin’s rating: The spy world is not meant for the colorful early ’90s Justin’s revie…

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Moonchild (1994) — He’s a wolf pack of one in the apocalypse #badmovies #zmovies #bmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Moonchild (1994) — He’s a wolf pack of one in the apocalypse

Moonchild (1994) — He’s a wolf pack of one in the apocalypse

“There’s no such thing as a werewolf. You’re a hybrid.” Justin’s rating: Why couldn’t they fuse his DNA with a giraffe? Or manatee? Justin’s review: I thin…

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Street Fighter (2026) — An unapologetically ‘90s video game romp #streetfighter #cultfilms mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Street Fighter (2026) — An unapologetically ‘90s video game romp

Street Fighter (2026) — An unapologetically ‘90s video game romp

“He keeps going on about your thighs. I don’t see what the big deal is.” Wolfy’s review: When it comes to video game movie reviews, there’s always some kind of compulsion to…

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Undertaking Betty (2002) — Even morticians need love #romcom #cultmovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Undertaking Betty (2002) — Even morticians need love

Undertaking Betty (2002) — Even morticians need love

“Keep in mind: The root word of funeral is fun.” Justin’s rating: Love isn’t dead, and this movie proves it Justin’s review: I’ll admit it, I sometimes hang out …

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Revisiting the most triumphant Bill and Ted trilogy #billandted #80smovies #90smovies mutantreviewersmovies.com/20…
Revisiting the most triumphant Bill and Ted trilogy

Revisiting the most triumphant Bill and Ted trilogy

Despite the first Bill and Ted film being one of my all-time childhood favorites, I’ve never embarked on the bodacious quest that I do today: To watch all three films back-to-back in a short,…

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