𝑴𝒀 𝑵𝑨𝑴𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑨𝑫𝑬.

ㅤ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗔 𝗠𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗛 𝗪𝗔𝗗𝗘 𝗪. 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡 But you probably know him as

People say they miss 90s Deadpool, I don’t miss the pouched though. So many unnecessary accessories, Rob… But damn did I look cool.

Just like the ancient fortune teller said…

I’m gonna make Kitty Pryde cry because of you now.

Teach me your ways, oh wise one.

If you don’t main me in Token, we can’t be friends.

Why do I feel like I’m suddenly going to be made fun of?

I smell fear in the air. Or maybe that’s just the old folk’s doing yoga in the park. Either way, remain vigilant!

OOOOOOOOOH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEAAAAA

The rumors are true, I’m not not-tinder.

If Frank gets to ride Devil then how come I don’t get to ride Logan? This is clear dev favoritism.

How can you be so confident and so wrong in one sentence?

Just disappointed. Hashtag heartbroken.

“Touché. I think the kids call it “being totally cringe” but what do I know?”

E tu, Spider-Man?

“I can take rejection! Just ask the X-Men! Actually, don’t do that, and whatever they tell you is entirely out of context and I am totally innocent.” “What’s so bad about me anyway? Who doesn’t want a best friend that never dies?”