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I am a dreamer, an artist, and a lover, all of which I do with abandon. Also a writer, crocheter, and beer drinker when I'm not doing any of the other things

Des Moines, IA
Joined February 2009
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.@realdonaldtrump hey you called? #debates
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If some punk kid tells you their vote doesn't matter, slap them in the face and then staple tonight's #IowaCaucus results on their forehead.
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Trending: #nationalbeerday and #worldhealthday. So...to your health!
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It's 16 minutes past 5, and exactly 50 years ago, Doctor Who was beginning on the BBC for the very first time... But it will NEVER end...
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do you want to know a secret do you wanna touch me do you wanna dance do you want to date my avatar #GooglePoems
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#HappyBirthdayHarryPotterandJKRowling is trending. Harry Potter is Rowling's horcrux. Because of him, she will live forever.
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Picard must choose: caulk the Enterprise and float it across a tachyon river, or attempt to ford it. Barclay gets dysentery.
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“Christ, Sassenach. I need ye.”
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And Team Pantser! #NaNoPrep
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“You can safely assume you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.” ― Anne Lamott
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This is what happens when people who think the Earth is 6,000 years old are in charge of timekeeping.
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Nice to know that McDonald's breakfast time rules are followed more strictly than Texas legislation. #standwithwendy
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Texas votes to change definition of midnight.
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My brilliance brings all the boys of the Yard and they're like "He's better than you, Anderson. He's better than you."
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"You can only hope to get a combination of happy work and a happy life." #audreyhepburn #sotrue
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This many days left
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Kelsey Seay retweeted
HuffPost readers dress their children up for World Book Day huff.to/XTKJ2f #worldbookday huff.to/14x6ZQj
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Goodnight Moon: ...Goodnight console room Goodnight moon Good night tardis jumping over the moon Goodnight (cont) tl.gd/imqdte
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Kelsey Seay retweeted
Fight the apocalypse until part two of The Hobbit. Then we can all roll over and die in peace. #LOTR quickmeme.com/meme/3oojyj/
One of my last interviews this week has some awesome quotes and me holding a weird balloon: washingtonpost.com/lifestyle…
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