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Don’t sacrifice your time for people who wouldn’t do the same for you.
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Being single because you can’t find anyone who’s more amazing than you.
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I’m trying to stop being a hater but it’s just so hard……..when there are so many things……that need my hate
Me: should I get into trouble for something I didn't do?
Teacher: No
Me: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher!
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—Gringos: Twitter. ... —Latinos: Tuirer. ... —Ingleses: Tuitah. ... —Padres: Tuister, la pagina esa del pajarito.
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–Jaimito, ¿le temes al Diablo?
–Yo no le temo ni al Malamen!
–¿Y quien es ese?
–No se, pero siempre que rezan dicen: Y líbranos del Malamen
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
It´s crazy how you can do NICE THINGS for people all time and they never notice. But once you make one mistake it´s never forgotten.
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May Santa and his elves bring you bundles of joy. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and to your family!


