I always knew I was good at negotiating. Some random guy just called me thinking I went to his open house. He tried to sell his house to to me for $645,000. I got him to agree to a $537,500 in cash offer.
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ILSI meet ups are all about JT, JB, Tobias, Toby, John, Jack, Joe, Johnathon, Mr.Kaplan, etc
Happy first day of class! I forgot my shoes at home and this was all I had in my car. I feel like I’m gonna make a great first impression :)
You ever be so hungry that you be saying stuff like “those leaves lookin real tasty right about now”
Bro in an AIRPLANE bathroom and isn’t shaving? That’s EMBARASSING. You can’t be caught lacking like that.





