A proud mother of David Martinez! Parody Account

SMAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHER!

I will be adopting all small parodies. I won't stop till everyone below the age of 18 is one of my many children.

This bitch does NOT have feelings for what she did to my hijo.

I will beat your ass anyday.

Doesn’t make no difference I want this motherfucker dead.

Ahhhhhh fuck it’s Maine… Now about the Sandevistan. My hijo kinda took it and implanted it.

I need 50,000 burgers and 100,000 fries to feed all of my kids. and I‘ll uhhhh… Take a sprite.

Mijo are you watching what I think your watching.

// I was gonna do a seductive Sunday as a joke but the SHEER AMOUNT of Gloria NTR even with safe search on is genuinely insane.

That's right I was on TV. Pretty cool, I know.

// Thanks for 100 followers. Hopefully we can reach 100K by uniting everyone who loves older women.

I can confirm. all of my motion is from my aura of being a single mom.

Mierda.

Just made some food for my children. Enjoy.

Me.

It has recently come to my attention how many orphans there are in Night City. So I will be adopting every child in Night City. I just have to work some more hours and maybe get another job…

She’s a bad influence on my hijo.

That’s my hijo!