NEEMGI

भगवान इन दोनो बच्चों को लंबी आयु दे और इनको मोदी जी के बनाये डाॅक्टरों की बुरी नजर से बचाये! यही परम पिता परमेश्वर से प्रार्थना है! 🤣 @NMC_BHARAT #DhruvBhaiMBBS @usmle #neetpg @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA "Satire"

In either case, your cardiologist is 14 marks LESS than even a 10TH FAIL scorer! 🙏 @NMC_BHARAT #DhruvBhaiMBBS @usmle #neetpg @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA "Satire"

I think there is intense competition between -40 scorer & -59 scorer. Would you like to vote @Sachin_TWCN in reply below? Which doctor is best suited? (A) -40 scorer (B) -59 scorer 🤔 @NMC_BHARAT #neetpg @MoHFW_INDIA #DhruvBhaiMBBS @DghsIndia @JPNadda @usmle Satire

हमारे यहां 5 हजार मे चपरासी की नौकरी उपलब्ध है! शर्त सिर्फ इतनी है की -40 वाले को नही मिलेगी! बाकी सभी के आवेदन आमंत्रित हैं! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

Money spent entirely depends upon his branch & neetpg score If you pay multiple crores, you even get Radiology at 89/800! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

You know what happened when governs formed a commiittee to save patients from -40 doctors? The committee recommended to stop declaring doctors marks to patients! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

Modi's masterclass in bypassing rot⬇️ A committee was to address the controversy of -40 achievers securing doctor titles. The final decree was to permanently wipe the scores off the radar! @JPNadda @DghsIndia @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT #DhruvBhaiMBBS #usmle #neetpg Satire

Only known -40 scorer is from GENERAL CATEGORY! And we provide his complete horoscope in support of this fact 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

You know what happened in committee formed to tackle -40 scorers? The solution proposed is not to declare doctors marks at all. Even if a -59 scorer plays with your life, you won't regret! 🤣 #usmle @JPNadda #neetpg @DghsIndia #DhruvBhaiMBBS @NMC_BHARAT @MoHFW_INDIA Satire

जरूरी सूचना: अब गधे के -40 नंबर आये हैं ऐसा बोला तो Defamation केस लगेगा! अब गधे के 2,20,000 रैंक आई है ऐसा बोलना होगा! वो भी Respect के साथ! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

मोदी जी का मास्टर स्ट्रोक है! अब गद हे को -40 वाला नहीं बोलना है! अब गद हे को 2,20,00 रैंक वाला बोलना है! 📉 #neetpg @MoHFW_INDIA #NMC_BHARAT @NMC_BHARAT @DghsIndia #usmle @JPNadda #DhruvBhaiMBBS 'Satire'

Let me tell you how it is even worse. He actually scored -40 marks! But he told his patients, look how much rank i got. The highest possible rank of 2,20,000! Patients proud of his doctor! 🤣 @NMC_BHARAT #DhruvBhaiMBBS @usmle #neetpg @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA "Satire"

Point to be noted. Only known person with -40 marks is from GENERAL CATEGORY! Let that sink in! 🙏 #usmle @MoHFW_INDIA #neetpg @NMC_BHARAT @JPNadda #DhruvBhaiMBBS @DghsIndia [Satire]

अब इस गधे के गधों से भी 26 नंबर कम आये है ऐसा आप बोल ही नहीं सकते! अब ये विश्व का सबसे महान गधा 2 लाख 10 हजार रैंक लाया है ऐसा बोलना पडेगा! 🤣 @MoHFW_INDIA #DhruvBhaiMBBS @JPNadda #usmle @DghsIndia @NMC_BHARAT #neetpg Satire

मतलब अब गधे के -40 नंबर आये है ऐसा नही बोलना है! अब गधे के 2 लाख 20 हजार रैंक आई है ऐसा बोलना है! 🤣 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

मी लोर्ड, हर गधा स्पेशलिस्ट हर गधा सुपर स्पेशलिस्ट योजना चालू रहनी चाहिए! लोगो का क्या है? जी ही लेंगे! 🙏 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

I fear if they planning to completely hide scores of #DhruvBhaiMBBS? 🤣 #usmle @NMC_BHARAT #neetpg @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @DghsIndia Satire

Speaking truth is a sin in India! 🙏 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇

Meanwhile, only yesterday, health minister claims to be providing QUALITY Medical education! 🙏 #DhruvBhaiMBBS #neetpg #usmle @DghsIndia @JPNadda @MoHFW_INDIA @NMC_BHARAT Satire👇