Professional shit talker. Analysis of all things NFL. Unbiased Takes. Valedictorian from the School of Ball with 2x PhDs. President of Jaguars fandom.

Downtown Jacksonville, FL
Joined March 2025
This dumb bitch just learned how the algorithm works. Swifties talking about someone else being obsessed lmfao. Brain dead bitch
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LOL “I think Dak and CJ Stroud are the same QB.” While talking about why Dak ain’t a top 10 QB.
after watching the cowboys vs eagles came, i’ve come to the conclusion Dak Prescott is NOT a top 10 quarterback ..
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Damn hopped on IG and Texans getting cooked over there too. Here’s a little message for Texans FC and their bum ass QB Choke Job Stroud.
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Might look better with the uniform but looks weird to me idk.
They're here and they're beautiful 🤩 #INDvsJAX
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Texans got a dose of what the Jags went through in London lol.
Unfortunately.. being a Houston Texans fan, this isnt new to us When there's a team we're suposed to beat, a QB we supposed to put away.. They allow both to have hall of fame games
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So youre saying BTJ is the equivalent of what Dilla is to being an “insider”?
I also laugh because he very clearly cares. He blocks. He runs hard (without the ball) but he just might not be very good!
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NFL Unhinged retweeted
Swifties seeing this Seahawks post…
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Won’t someone think of the poor billionaire wahhh
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Texans fans just lost to the Giants and they crying about the Jags lmfao. Where yall think CJ staying in Cancun ?
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This bozo just told the world he’s the Texans version of Greta.
I know jags fans are happy they have a mid qb but I still know who he is.
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Lmfao the comments. The Taylor swift karens are melting down.
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Yes it is and if you say anything different you don’t know ball.
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Texans won 2 games and Stroud went on an appreciation tour last week.
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They’re overrating you CJ. Talking about it’s not your fault CJ. Saying you’re elite CJ. The pressure is on show them who you really are. Who Stroud really is
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You smell that ?
It’s funny how history repeats itself sometimes. This time last year Daniel Jones was being called the MVP by people like @heykayadams. This year those same type of people are saying it about CJ Stroud. “But hE hAs 3 PlAyOfF wInS” So does Davis Mills. In those 3 playoff wins look at CJs stats. I’ll credit him for Cleveland. I mean his defense scored 2 touchdowns so he had plenty of help but he wasn’t the worst player in the playoffs that game. Every other game tho ? He was literally the worst player playing. 5 defensive touchdowns in those 3 playoff wins. For comparison Tom Brady played in 48 playoff games and his defenses only scored 5 touchdowns. Please pay that man best player in the NFL money. He is not an S tier player.
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Clearly holding on that touchdown. Why do the refs love the Texans so much ?
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Stroud bout to go choke.
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Texans fan big mad. But here let me put it this way. Let’s say I played in 3 playoff losses for the Houston Texans. I know for a fact I could throw 4 interceptions in a game. No problem. I could fumble 4 times in a game. And I’m extremely confident in those 3 games I would score 0 touchdowns. So you’re telling me the standard for elite QB is being able to only throw 1 more touchdown than I have the ability to throw in 3 playoff losses ? Like what are we talking about here ?
It’s funny how history repeats itself sometimes. This time last year Daniel Jones was being called the MVP by people like @heykayadams. This year those same type of people are saying it about CJ Stroud. “But hE hAs 3 PlAyOfF wInS” So does Davis Mills. In those 3 playoff wins look at CJs stats. I’ll credit him for Cleveland. I mean his defense scored 2 touchdowns so he had plenty of help but he wasn’t the worst player in the playoffs that game. Every other game tho ? He was literally the worst player playing. 5 defensive touchdowns in those 3 playoff wins. For comparison Tom Brady played in 48 playoff games and his defenses only scored 5 touchdowns. Please pay that man best player in the NFL money. He is not an S tier player.
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It’s funny how history repeats itself sometimes. This time last year Daniel Jones was being called the MVP by people like @heykayadams. This year those same type of people are saying it about CJ Stroud. “But hE hAs 3 PlAyOfF wInS” So does Davis Mills. In those 3 playoff wins look at CJs stats. I’ll credit him for Cleveland. I mean his defense scored 2 touchdowns so he had plenty of help but he wasn’t the worst player in the playoffs that game. Every other game tho ? He was literally the worst player playing. 5 defensive touchdowns in those 3 playoff wins. For comparison Tom Brady played in 48 playoff games and his defenses only scored 5 touchdowns. Please pay that man best player in the NFL money. He is not an S tier player.
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