All You Can Eat

EARTH
Joined March 2021
⚡️Strikers 1.14 is a MONSTER update⚡️ ⚽ 95 guest characters: Melee fighters, 70 Pokémon (shinies too, sparkling), and Charged’s Bowser, Diddy, Petey, Boo and more. They’re in every mode, each with their own stats, voice, kit and colours. ⚠️ YOU NEED YOUR OWN MELEE / POKÉMON COLOSSEUM / STRIKERS CHARGED GAME FILES. Your Quest builds the guests from them. Nothing is included. 👥 2 captains + 2 sidekicks on the field 🏆 Franchise mode: 32 clubs, playoffs, trades, levels, nemeses, news and awards 🔥 Pokémon evolve in 3D in your room, with their own effects and the Pokémon victory fanfare 🌐 Online franchise: co-op with a friend, or leagues for 2–8 people 🎉 Themed goal celebrations for every guest, plus a cup suite for each game series 🏠 Home corner for every character 🎮 Difficulty from Rookie to Legend 🛠️ Fixes: lob-pass assists now count, own goals are credited, no screen shake, smoother Konga Coliseum, and more! 🔒 1.14 only plays online with 1.14 Github: Github.com/LanceSweatpants/S…
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Kanye should come out with a country album called Ye Haw
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Respectfully, El Niño (the weather) can suck my balls
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I feel like that video with that dude getting his balls stepped on is gonna resonate with a lot of folks.
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This should be the standard camera angle for NFL games. Who decided seeing what’s happening downfield isn’t important to a football game?
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Is anyone stretching? wtf
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The most accurate Ricky Williams downtown card you will see today.
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The international NFL games are the biggest fuck you to local fans. Im sure the prices of season tickets went down because now one of you home games is in Australia right??
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Getting an OWI in Wisconsin is super normal yall need to leave Tony alone
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Buffet retweeted
A FedEx worker got the scare of a lifetime after a live iguana burst out of a customer's package and started running around the store. 😳
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100% this dude dying in a random car accident
Anti-aging influencer Bryan Johnson says scientists have created a clone of him that will be used to replace his organs in the future He says "baby-bryan" lives in a petri dish for now
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Bryan Johnson reprogrammed his blood cells into stem cells that can become many cell types, which he calls a newborn clone or baby Bryan. These cells live in a petri dish and are not a cloned baby or embryo. x.com/bryan_johnson/… 100percentfedup.com/bryan-johnson-… uniladtech.com/news/tech-news…
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Free get out of work card this year. "I dunno if you have seen the news but, i have the diarrhea"
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Diarrhea Outbreak Surges Past 3,000 Cases in Michigan and Ohio
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Fuck you birthday
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Erling Braut Haaland arrives back in Norway with a raccoon.
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Buffet retweeted
Conor McGregor’s UFC comeback
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Ive seen kids on the street selling lemonade and Needohs
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College Football 27 got me ready to fight with how many FUCKING DROPPPED BALLS THESE PIECES OF SHIT
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Jollibee will be introducing chicken nuggets to its menu. Out tomorrow.
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