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Morrison, CO
Joined October 2021
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🏈 GIVEAWAY 🚨 Since there’s 24 hours left to draft in our Onchain Fantasy Football Best Ball Contest we’re giving away $1,000 in Free Drafts to someone. 34.4 ETH ($154k) Prize Pool & Growing 8.139 ETH to 1st Place To Enter: ✅ Like This Post ✅ Retweet ✅ Comment a 🍌
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Jordan love sucks. Terrible trash.
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Over the weekend, I watched 5 wallets sweep tons @ChimpersHQ in what looked like a coordinated accumulation. Then I found out why. The Instagram numbers dropped and everything clicked You'll see retail degens arguing about floor prices while completely missing what just happened. A fresh wallet (0x8ca2...) showed up and casually swept 10 NFTs like they were buying groceries. Zero history. First transaction. Professional execution. Then it got weird. The weekend sweep competition: • Fresh wallet: 10 chimps swept • 0x2b26... saw this and panic-bought 9 more (now owns 16 total) • 0xcb47... joined with 8 chimps ("didn't want to miss out") • 0x66cc... grabbed 7 (total: 21 chimps) • 0x6d2e... added 6 (total: 18 chimps) But wait, the heavy hitters weren't done: • 0x86ad... paid 1.2 ETH for Chimp #1339 (now owns 45 total) • @willmatic19 (19vault.eth) grabbed #4010 for 1 ETH (holding 27 chimps) • 0x53bd... swept #5033 for 1 ETH 47 chimps. 48 hours. Eight wallets. That's not random. But here's what triggered it: @ChimpersHQ just hit 1 million Instagram followers. The math broke my brain: • July alone: 101 million views • New followers: 108,000 in 30 days • Total social reach: 2M+ across platforms • Listed supply: 4.6% (95.4% are holding or staked) For context, most Fortune 500 brands would kill for these metrics. Nike's Instagram engagement rate? 0.3%. Chimpers? 8.2%. The physical merchandise bomb: While whales were sweeping, 3,000 blind-box keychains sold out instantly. NFC-enabled. Tap to unlock digital card packs. The kicker? They're converting all 5,555 chimps to "kawaii-style mascots for mass appeal." Translation: They're going full Hello Kitty. That fresh Coinbase whale? They knew. The 45-chimp accumulator paying 60% above floor? They definitely knew. When someone already holding 44 chimps pays premium for one more, that's not collecting - that's positioning. Here's what's actually happening: Look at wallet 0x86ad... - already owns 44 chimps, pays 1.2 ETH when floor is 0.79 ETH. That's a 60% premium. You don't overpay by 60% unless you know something about supply. 19vault.eth with 27 chimps? That's an ENS domain whale making a public statement. When notable addresses accumulate openly, they're signaling. The supply dynamics are insane: • Total chimps: 5,555 (can't inflate like other projects) • Listed: ~250 chimps • Weekend volume: 127 swept • Premium buys: Multiple sales 30-60% above floor • Result: Supply shock already here You know what other project had 2M social followers, physical products selling out, and whales paying premiums above floor? Pudgy Penguins at $3,000. Now they're $60,000. Reality check: @NFT1nsight (co-founder) is screaming about fixed supply while competitors inflate. LINE FRIENDS collab. Kung Fu Tea partnership. Molang crossover. Mass market penetration with Web3 rails. The weekend sweep wasn't random. It was positioned accumulation before listings disappear entirely. 127 chimps removed in 48 hours from a 250 listing pool? At current pace, the orderbook empties by Friday. When wallets holding 27-45 chimps pay 60% premiums while fresh money sweeps 10 at a time, the game has already changed. The only question is whether retail figures it out at 2 ETH or 20 ETH. Based on the Instagram metrics and premium buying? We're about to find out. Anyway, !CHIMP. Time to watch these mega-holders and see who lists first. (Spoiler: They won't.)
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Total Chimp Takeover 🐵
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Chimpers just hit 1 million TikTok followers. We’re pushing web3 forwards.
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Brother duo @BorisVagner and @RichVagner started @SBSFantasy as an experiment. Now it's one of the most interesting and popular onchain games. We sat down to talk fantasy football, and why sports is key to web3 onboarding. Read the interview below! 👇 opensea.io/blog/articles/in-…
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Banana Wheel. Do things. Win prizes.
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Comment a 🍌 and one lucky person will get to spin the Banana Wheel in 2 hours. Prizes include: 20 Free Drafts, Jackpot Draft, HOF, 10 Drafts, and more. $69,000 Guaranteed Prize Pool for our onchain fantasy football best ball contest going live on 06/09.
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Banana Best Ball Ⅲ The Biggest Onchain Fantasy Football Contest Goes Live 06/09  $69,000 Guaranteed Prize Pool (in ETH)
$20,755 Guaranteed for 1st Place (in ETH)
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Starting NOW - Engage on X to win daily prizes. Prizes include: 20 Free Drafts, Jackpot Draft, 10 Free Drafts, HOF Draft, & more. Every tweet, comment & like = points on the leaderboard Earn points to be the daily winners and spin the Banana Wheel. Join our discord to gain points and to learn more on how it all works.
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Funniest post of the draft. FTP
The NFL Draft takes too long, if I wanted to see 3 picks in half an hour, I'd just watch Jordan Love
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Trump is a cunt. Elon is a fucking clown. Putin is the biggest moron in the whole world. That is all. Fuck off if you disagree.
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It’s Chimpers Chuesday! On this day where !CHIMP vibes are flowing, what can you do as a community member? Let’s dive in. 🐒🧵
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Fuck Patrick Mahomes. The little bitch and the nfl that cheats for him
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Fuck the Chiefs and the #NFL for constantly blatantly cheating for them. It’s ridiculous. Fucking shameful garbage
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Fuck anyone who tries to compare Lebron to Jordan. Dumbest shit in the world and you morons are relentless.
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Travis Hunter winning the heisman would be like Mahomes winning mvp this year. What a fucking joke.
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A ridiculous opportunity to win a signed @D_Hest23 jersey 👀 Repost for the chance to win!
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The Genesis Glitch Card Set is just around the corner! Prepare for epic cards, special rewards and adventure brought to life by @TimpersHD Ready to rip?
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