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.@pinguino @Viss since when has privacy ever been a higher priority than American Idol?

Im bored, @nsa, can you throw me some phone numbers or perhaps some intercepted snapchats?

Good morning ya'll, what data shall we share today???

.@charlie_whiting funny you should ask, @nsa 's new intern, Mikey Coughlan is making copies at the moment. No clue on the car keys, sorry.

Terrorists right now are flocking to their nearest Sprint store @NSA @Cyberwar @44

I cant help but think about @ndm 's lost phone, and wonder what might have been.

.@shinypb uploading copyrighted videos to YouTube is a violation of @dmca and could result in a takedown notice.

LOL Snapchat users. I store the best pics of you forevaaaaahhhh

Twitter timeline disappeared? Blame @APT1

.@janinda Probably cat pictures. Its all good, @APT1 will never know your password is 6 characters, and start brute forcing 8 char passwords

.@LossofPrivacy did they install @nsa cameras on the drones?

.@LossofPrivacy really? TSA workers violating policy? Inconceivable!

Had a nightmare last night that the @nsa is tracking my movements.

Pretty sure @apt1 has been stealing my shit for years.

With great power, comes greater risk of data breaches

.@boblord according to the @nsa , the password you used is copyrighted @dmca

.@boblord @tf @netik keep sharing, @nsa is listening