Pat the NRL mail man

Just got a new fax machine! If you want to be on my mail list dm me your fax number. Don’t worry though I am still sending out late mail in the post every Friday for regular subscribers.

Is Jack Bostock good? Or is he just playing to impress the dragons enough to take him back?

We love you @Benji_Marshall6 hopefully you have the job for life. May the Tigers be blessed with much success!

Has the team in second been investigated? @SCWhisperer is a known runner of multiple teams and seems overly keen to help out a “mate” @TomSangsterSC @SuperCoachNRL

How is the goat going this year?

Turning off comments is a bit sad. Given some of the previous winners running syndicates and “bosses account” this is an odd call. Mum and the kids can’t play?

Hello Mr @TomSangsterSC I think @SuperCoachNRL NRL has a racism problem - they have mistaken STB for Sua Fa’alogo for the Forced Drop out.

I’ve just been talking to KK. Massive news! All will be revealed at 2.01pm Sunday

Wow - thoughts and prayers to my man Whispy!

My good friend Dave retired from SuperCoach this year - I painstakingly developed this image to honour his contribution to @SupercoachSS

Don’t panic people, my friend the statman has told me Hopgood is playing 65 minutes, maybe 70 still! @SuperCoach_Hub knew I should have started with DSF instead 😫 @DSFWatch

To be fair this was the least embarrassing part of this page

A heartfelt plea for prayers for my friend Daniel. He has suffered a traumatic thumb injury and his burgeoning esports career is now at risk. He is saving up for scans. ❤️

My friend Jacko la is reporting Scott Drinkwater is expected to be ruled out of this weekends clash against Tigers la. It is understood Drinkwater is a pea heart and was cleared at half time of any injury, asking for a painkilling injection to make himself not seem a soft cock.

Shout out to @scplaybook1 for the Noah Martin tip. All my friends @SupercoachSS got on and are playing him 🥰

Hey @Tiffany_Salmond you should do a SuperCoach podcast. The community loves your work and the reigning champ Finn @SupercoachSS is looking for someone to team up with, he is not only good looking, he has a silky voice and a great footy brain like yourself! #beautyandthechamppod

Hey @TomSangsterSC and @SuperCoachNRL why isn’t the reigning champ Finn from @SupercoachSS the best looking man in the game not included as an expert?

Thoughts and prayers for our brother @DSFWatch please tell us he is ok 🙏❤️

I just want to give a shout out to our good friend Dave. He knocked it out of the park with a new PB this year - literally nothing else he could have done!