National Spy Agency

I want to thank all Apple-related developers for producing less stability and more vulnerablities #nsa #apple #imac

omg illuminati : we did what we can, sorry.

Hello my fellow citizens! Follow @nietEsther for funny tweets.. though it isn't that funny.

afk. tapped all data for today, time to search through porn. #afk #nsa #nsaporn #free

Promises are made by fools. Do you really think we don't gonna watch ya? Morons.

Follow your mind. Never trust government organisations like us.

Do us a favor and don't call for too long with your friends, it takes a lot of time to listen to all your conversations you know...

Speaking a foreign language isn't a problem for us. We know Visual Basic.

Hello Europe, we've changed our name into ISA (International Spy Agency) #nsa #ISA #anonymous #hekker #h4x0r #leet

Hey psst, yes you.. Please look proper into the mirror, we want to make a scan of your face..

Sorry for the inconvience about Facebook, we're tapping their data ;) #facebook #nsa #prizm

You can get a jawb at the NSA HQ! You will be a replacement for Snowden.. #snowden #nsa

Always wanted to give your fingerprint to us? Buy the new iPhone 5s now! #nsa #prizm #fingerprint #fun #secure