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Irony, like a guy who built his wealth almost entirely on government subsidies cutting government subsidies for people who actually need it?
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There was (still is) a massive cyberattack against 𝕏. We get attacked every day, but this was done with a lot of resources. Either a large, coordinated group and/or a country is involved. Tracing …
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: @elonmusk is a little bitch
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Takes one to know one
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We can confirm that @elonmusk has not been to Ft. Meade. However, there is a Cybertruck on a flatbed sitting at the security gate, so maybe he's delayed.
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We're available to assist with device forensics
It’s amazing what you can learn from device forensics. They won’t get away with their crimes.
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We are working closely with @elonmusk and DOGE to secure your data
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We can neither confirm nor deny reports regarding @elonmusk coming into Ft. Meade, and pooping in the drinking fountain at the visitor check-in desk.
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For immediate release: Effective immediately, all NSA updates about news conferences or other announcements will be posted to this X account. We will not be distributing information via email.
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How dare you make us follow you to different social media platforms. We were finally getting the hang of Twitter. Why do you hate America.
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Honestly, 2020 has been great for us. Very little damage control to do when the news is talking about literally everything else
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If you would like us to purge any data we have collected on you, please reply to this tweet
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We want to thank all the PATRIOTS who are not wearing the OPPRESSIVE TYRANNICAL masks!! Really helps our facial recognition systems out, so thank you
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We want to thank all the PATRIOTS who are not wearing the OPPRESSIVE TYRANNICAL masks!! Really helps our facial recognition systems out, so thank you
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Happy birthday @Snowden . . . Can we put everything behind us and just be friends?
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