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You need some insurance? Of course you do! | C.E.O. of No Sweat Insurance! (minor)

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Joined April 2026
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> Leader of The Imagined Order > Names his daughters The Imagined and The Order
> He is the scientist of the team > His name is The Scientist
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The Underwriter retweeted
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like—- 「 𝘈𝘣𝘳𝘢—𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘳𝘢 」
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The Underwriter retweeted
“Me and my gay bestie! (Ignore Raz).”
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Replying to @LDRofTheSeven
You know what? I'll join #TeamFoundation! Hell even the entirety of Dunder Mifflin will join in! Too bad they're not on the island and out of all the people working there they picked DWIGHT. Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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